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Welcome to the Spoof if it is your FIRST time here. I cannot assume you are a female writer because I have been wrong in the past....but a writer no less - and by the looks of things...a GOOD one.

Lady Godiva

What,no 'gentlemen' to welcome our new writer? (No-one welcomed Honey either.)

Don't feel 'slighted' Brandy - I'm sure you have broad shoulders.

LG

Brandy and Honey,

Welcome

Wilkommen

Bienvenue

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Brandy and Honey,

Welcome

Wilkommen

Bienvenue

Regards

Skoob.

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....yup! But let's have a DNA check first.....

Chamone

LOL


LG

Bloody women, attention-seeking as ever.

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Quote: Lady Godiva

What,no 'gentlemen' to welcome our new writer? (No-one welcomed Honey either.)

Don't feel 'slighted' Brandy - I'm sure you have broad shoulders.

LG

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Brandy and Honey:

Welcome to the funny farm!

PoM

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Brandy and Honey:

Welcome to the funny farm!

PoM

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....good combo for a sore throat....and hot Tea....where's she?

Probably doing a nude photoshoot with Chamone.

Just sayin'

Kindest

Skoob.

Yes...that reminds me...I forgot to ask...who is Chamone?

Just arsking...

LG

It was me.

Charmoning???

Cute

LG/SE

It wasn't really.

I was just being satirical.

Or was I?

Heh-heh!

Skoob.

Who knows?

LG

Nobody does.

That's the beauty of it.

Regards

Skoob.

Thanks for the welcome Lady Godiva.

Yes. The environs could be taken for intimidating and extremely male orientated, couldn't they?

Slenderish shoulders. Though you may be spot on metaphorically speaking, are we all?

Mr Morse, if we are required to produce DNA then surely you men ought to provide and prove yourselves with something similar?

That is only fair, is it not?

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Brandy and Honey:

PoM

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Yahoooo!!!!!!!!!


Strippers!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where?

Brandy, you do have a WAY with words. Keep it up.

By the way...I know other writers from your planet of
Lythion - which I do know is the home planet of the Great Tyrant who tried to destroy Barbarella.

Quite a mixed bunch on here are we not (insert question mark coz I have buggered up me keyboard again).


LG

Brandy

A new female writer is always welcome.

Victor

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Quote: Brandy Snap

Thanks for the welcome Lady Godiva.

Yes. The environs could be taken for intimidating and extremely male orientated, couldn't they?

Slenderish shoulders. Though you may be spot on metaphorically speaking, are we all?

Mr Morse, if we are required to produce DNA then surely you men ought to provide and prove yourselves with something similar?

That is only fair, is it not?

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Quote: Skoob1999

Where?

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...late night at the OOH ASIS Bar !

FERG ASKED TO SIT AT TABLE 5.....in a recliner!

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Quote: Brandy Snap

Thanks for the welcome Lady Godiva.

Yes. The environs could be taken for intimidating and extremely male orientated, couldn't they?

Slenderish shoulders. Though you may be spot on metaphorically speaking, are we all?

Mr Morse, if we are required to produce DNA then surely you men ought to provide and prove yourselves with something similar?

That is only fair, is it not?

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....show 'em yours and I bet they'll show you theirs....that's how they are...
Me? I'll take your word after I examine the pix.

Have fun! Write on!.

BTW: I am Mr. Morse now....but I used to be Captain Morse and before that Inspector Morse before Pirates,the drink and old age caught up
Wit me!

All in all,two pensions ain't bad when you get paid by the word here...

LG is a freaking' multi-millionaire who's retiring early....

M.M.

Welcome to Brandy and Honey.

Yes, indeed welcome. I have also been indoctrinated by my mother and aunt to be a male feminist, so I don't bite and ultimately sympathise with whatever you people campaign for.

Also, being a male feminist sounds like an oxymoron.