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I worked for a lingerie producer once, till the bottom dropped out of the crotchless panty market. Bra sales were holding up well, but knickers were falling down. Suspenders were holding also, but thongs were hanging by a thread. It was time to go when corset sales were squeezed.

Then there was the job at the trumpet factory - I blew that one.

I worked in the sewers briefly, but I was wasted there - I was just treading water, going through the motions. It was crap.

As far as the job at the tennis ball factory goes - there seemed no point in tennis balls.

I actually enjoyed making drum shells - you couldn't beat that.

I decided to do some charity work - but sadly I discovered that a brothel isn't a soup kitchen.

I once lodged in a Seamenss Mission until I found out what their mission was.

I was a doctor, but I got sick of it.

'Diesel Fitter' in a knicker factory.