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P.M. Wortham
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Posted: 6 May 11 12:34
Fret not. She'll land nicely into a soft pool of jello.

Abel's Absynth is also on special, $2 for all spoof writers this week only, provided you tip the bartender. With cash this time.

The OASIS Bar & Grill Monthly Flyer



Skoob1999
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Posted: 6 May 11 12:40
I couldn't even pick my Mrs up!

Let alone throw her.

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Skoob.

Morse
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Posted: 6 May 11 13:15


...is their a limit regarding 'current'wives...or is every one eligible
,for a Toss?'

Don't forget the SHAG CONTEST.......



Inhopeless
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Posted: 6 May 11 18:47
By girlfriend, that also includes random woman you've just met at the bar, right?

Morse
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Posted: 6 May 11 19:11

Quote: Inhopeless

By girlfriend, that also includes random woman you've just met at the bar, right?



....if you can pick 'em up, you ken toss 'em......

...just don't ax for help.....

Gay Larry et.al

P.M. Wortham
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Posted: 6 May 11 21:00

Quote: Inhopeless

By girlfriend, that also includes random woman you've just met at the bar, right?


Yessir!

Style points awarded for distance and spin revolutions....




 
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