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It's great innit!

I mean, as far as debates go...

Not all debates are 'great.'

But 'The Great Debate'?

That's really great!

Regards

Skoob.

Better than all that mass-debating that normally goes on...

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Quote: pinxit

Better than all that mass-debating that normally goes on...

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....a hands down winner....

mind the zipper!

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Quote: pinxit

Better than all that mass-debating that normally goes on...

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With plenty of animated hand gestures of course.

Does anyone have a towel?

I know a man with a Kleenex..

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Quote: P.M. Wortham

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Quote: pinxit

Better than all that mass-debating that normally goes on...

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With plenty of animated hand gestures of course.

Does anyone have a towel?

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...hey YOU! Are you talking abbot ME?

Tony Soprano

A bone-headed approach to problem solving!

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Quote: pinxit

Better than all that mass-debating that normally goes on...

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You lost me with the mass debating bit.

Must be the accent.

Regards

Skoob.

"... and as everyone on the thread gets married or a girlfriend, stock prices in Kleenex International and Unilever International have gone down 400%"

Sad really. And, "One swallow does not a summer make."

Or is it spring? Don't think too hard about that one...we don't want the old grey matter spurting over keyboards. LOL

LG

My husband always tells me to 'masticate' when we are having a meal.

Is he being rude? After nearly 43 yrs. of marriage I am ashamed to show my ignorance by asking him what it means coz he's 'dead clever'. That's why he isn't a Spoof Writer.

LG

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My husband always tells me to 'masticate' when we are having a meal.

Is he being rude? After nearly 43 yrs. of marriage I am ashamed to show my ignorance by asking him what it means coz he's 'dead clever'. That's why he isn't a Spoof Writer.

LG

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There was an ad campaign for a chewing gum here once. Ads everywhere. EVERYWHERE. They even managed to get an entire CONSTRUCTION SITE to display the name and the slogan across the entire place.

Coincidentally, it turned out it was a students' apartment unit.

The tagline was "Mastication for the Nation!" On the telly, it was usually a black person saying it.

My friend originally thought it said... well, you know.

The gum sucked ass by the way. Totally not worth the movement and act of mastication.

OK - so what does MASTICATION mean? I'm joking! I know it means 'chew your food really well before you swallow, because the extra saliva produced aids digestion.'.

If some of our readers have learned a new word here today as a result of Inhopeless (and me) then our job here is done.

Well - for a few minutes at least


LG

By the way guys, I've just bought some lovely material, all flowery, and am busy making pretty curtains for the Spoof Offices.

I beg you to take down all those Playboy Centrefolds.

I know I may be the only truly feminine writer here, but those centrefolds ARE offensive.

LG