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Katarina Frogpond2
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Posted: 5 May 11 22:47
Description in a newspaper of a local government candidate. This is real. It was in D&G Standard.

Joe Rosiejak - Scottish Liberal Democrats

Joe Rosiejak was born and raised in the Borders and now lives in Fife with my wife Dorothy where he is currently senior councillor on Fife Council, chairing the City of Dunfermline Area Committee.



Skoob1999
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Posted: 5 May 11 23:58
Ah, the divine Dorothy...

I never met the woman.

Honest.

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Skoob.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 6 May 11 04:24
I wonder WHO wrote that

LOL LG

P.M. Wortham
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Posted: 6 May 11 12:02 - Edited By: P.M. Wortham, 6 May 11 12:05
Ahh, Dorothy of Fife.
Shags like a Gerbil on speed, that one.

You remember her, Skoob. She was the one that brought the leafy brownies and spiked Haggis to your flat party back in '95.

I still can't find those pants.

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Posted: 6 May 11 12:12

Quote: P.M. Wortham

Ahh, Dorothy of Fife.
Shags like a Gerbil on speed, that one.

You remember her, Skoob. She was the one that brought the leafy brownies and spiked Haggis to your flat party back in '95.

I still can't find those pants.



...hey, you're disparaging our state dance...this week is "shag week' in SC....amateurs and professionals alike are Shagging all over the place, on the beach, in the bars, in the kitchen...it's endless and challenging, the dance requires no upper body movement, but intricate lower body activity....it's all about the feet...Birb knows....



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Posted: 6 May 11 12:23
No good to me Cap.

Not with my back...

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Skoob.


 
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