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Reddon
AKA Skoob1999 |
I'm not quite sure how that works, but I can.
I can see the sun and that's something like 93,000,000 miles away. Strange how I need glasses for reading. Must be me age. Regards Reddon (As was) |
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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa |
Yippee.. Great news.. I'm going off on holiday with Reddon... Cooo Eeeee... Is that you Reddon? Wait for little me.... Sod these mountains.. let's head for the valley.. Luv Juanita xxxx |
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Reddon
AKA Skoob1999 |
Or the pits.
They've got some really deep coal mines where I come from. Like Agecroft. Nothing like visiting the pits. |
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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa |
You sure know how to treat a girl Reddie Babe.. any diamond mines round Oldham? |
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Reddon
AKA Skoob1999 |
Woman taxi driver once charged me a fortune to Oldham.
Is it just me, or have all the faggots gone away? Just sayin' |
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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa |
Oh Reddie Babe.. Stop all this joking, we're on holiday.. Pity about the weather... Is this where Fergie lives? Very dark isn't it.. |
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Lynton
Writer |
Faggots - what would you do if you were cooped up in a Submarine sandwiched between all those ratings?
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Reddon
AKA Skoob1999 |
I'd be inclined to panic...
Yawl |
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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa |
Come on boys.. Juanita wants a pat-down.. what you waiting for? |
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Reddon
AKA Skoob1999 |
Erm...
Okay...I can get past the wonky eyes bit... It's just the blinkers... Know wot I mean? |
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pinxit
Writer Registered: 24 Aug 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Fook it.
No top bombing for me with so few stories and starting from a minus 4k start... I'm sliding down gracefully on me bum. Wait for me in the deep, girls. I hope we don't bump into a bin-bagged body in the water... |
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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa |
MMMMmmmmmmmmm That was very nice Mister Reddie.. Thank you... Hello Pin.. I'm Juanita and I like pat-downs.. They're ONE of my favourites.. |
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Reddon
AKA Skoob1999 |
That's just unnecessarily provocative.
We wouldn't want the world at large to be aware that we aren't all gay, and that we can take the best of 'em in fisticuffs. Even the Samoans. God Bless Dyslexia. |
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