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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A little ARDVARK never hurt anybody.
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Inhopeless
Writer  Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
If the Germans had won WWI, WWII, and would win WWIII, it would be a GERIATRIC.
Oh, we're so 'punny'. |
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Lynton
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Aardvark will leave you tired - an' teetering on the brink of sleep
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
No matter tomorrow we will all be egg-istentialists.
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Lynton
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I prefer Good Friday the day when the Pope comes out to tell people to get off his lawn
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I went to the theatre to see this performance with puns, double entendres, similes and metaphors. It was a wordplay.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Did you ever watch a Mobius Strip?
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
To get to the same side. I wonder what's a meta-question? Metajokes? Hahaha! |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I met a joke last week. Can't remember much about it though.
Never can remember a joke. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Liked this one IH, know any Klein Bottle jokes?
A mathematician named Klein Thought the Möbius Loop was divine Said he, "If you glue The edges of two You get a weird bottle like mine."
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Jaggedone
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Excellent, you've made my day, scheisse!
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