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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Ageism is the last ism in society" they said.
Oh no it isn't. Jismism - discrimination by ejaculation. Ventriloquismism - discrimination by sinister doll. Antidisestablishmentarianismism - discrimination by proposal to sever the links between Church and State. And so on. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
And what about
Prismism - discrimination by transparent optical element with flat, polished surfaces that refract light. Schismism - discrimination by division. |
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Lynton
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ismism descrimination by any type of belief or ideology
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Plagarism
conservatism (from conservative) externalism masculism (from masculus, Latin for male) alphabetism (from alphabet) nationism (from nation) racism (from race) religionism (from religion) sexism (from sex) sexualism (from sexuality) ableism (from able) heterosexism (from heterosexual I KNOW .... MY 'isms' are very ordinary My own is MEISM..... LGism and LOLism |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Unfortunately, I suffer from witticismism.
Iain |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Poeticalism - the inability to write a spoof story without descent into an orgy of rhyming couplets...
FJG |
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Morosism - discrimination based on stupidity.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Well you see my jokes were all based on the repetition of 'ism' to give 'ismism'.
But it's nice that people have branched out. |
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
neologismism - discrimination based on invented lexicon
socialismism - discrimination based on left-wingity ismismism - discrimination based on words based on discrimination |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Now you're talking.
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
dadismism - discrimination based on discrimination based on an discriminatory movement that discriminated art
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
latinusismism - discrimination based on grounds of speaking Latin
Racismismismism - Discrimination against discrimination against discrimination against discrimination against race organismism - Discrimination based on the fact that one is a biological being |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Surely that should be Dadaism?
Otherwise these are great.
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Lynton
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Plato you have a new pupil
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thank you for the correction EQ. Hang on... I could claim my Art is Dadaism! That will up my marks right? By claiming the fact that the suckiness of it is because I'm rejecting the entire movement of it being a 'correct' piece. There. Post-modernism at its ironic.
Post-modermismism - discrimination based on 21st Century styles of music, dance, literature and other arts |
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