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Nick Hobbs
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Nick Hobbs

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Posted: 15 Apr 11 16:14

This is probably the funniest ebay listing I have ever seen. Read it all, it just gets better and better....

Read it here....

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 15 Apr 11 16:46
This is bleeding hilarious - especially knowing that some comedian in my home town of Middlesbrough, Cleveland, United Kingdom actually wrote it out....lol. (If we can believe the address).

I'v printed it out to 'keep it'

LG

Morse
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Posted: 15 Apr 11 16:52


.....here I thought JB was going to keep it after he fixed the side
Mirror!

Great ad...belongs in the mag section....
M.

Ellis Ian Fields
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Posted: 15 Apr 11 17:50
That bloody hurt my sides! Absolutely brilliant!

Thanks for drawing our attention to it.

Inhopeless
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Posted: 15 Apr 11 18:00 - Edited By: Inhopeless, 15 Apr 11 18:01
Wait! £900-odd? 6 bids! DAD! DAD! I NEED £1000! I WANT A CAR!

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 15 Apr 11 18:08 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 15 Apr 11 18:18
You haven't got your Driver's License yet!!

LG

I agree, if that fella isn't writing for a Spoof Site he really SHOULD be !!!

Lynton
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Posted: 15 Apr 11 19:03
Much better than anything I've ever seen here - mainly because Mark never took up the idea of a cartoon section

Morse
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Posted: 15 Apr 11 19:53

Quote: Inhopeless

Wait! £900-odd? 6 bids! DAD! DAD! I NEED £1000! I WANT A CAR!



.....oooops....it was Chevy Volt....he already spent the $7500
Rebate and is selling it for scrap....
M.

Inhopeless
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Posted: 15 Apr 11 19:56
I don't need a licence. LG, you need to be 16 to have a licence. Right? Right?

And Morse... Chevy Volt? Does Britain even have a Chevy dealership?

birbee
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Posted: 15 Apr 11 20:59
Fanfuckingtastic.

One of those things you really really wish you had written yourself.............

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 15 Apr 11 21:21
Sorry! I thought I'd written the correct spelling for 'licence'...looks like I picked the wrong one. I'll stand myself in the corner

I've joined e.bay just so that I can add a comment to the end of the above ad. There are some really funny people on there making comments.

LG

Skoob1999
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Posted: 15 Apr 11 22:14
There was a big live debate about you today Lady G

What it comes down to is...

In your avatar - whose head have you replaced?

I think it's Nemanja Vidic, United's Argentinian Serbo-Croat midfield defensive ball juggling all rounder, cum striker, in the Ian Rush mould - but without the overly accommodating nostrils...

Could you clarify?

Not in a Mennonite manner s'il vous plait.

(Silver plate - it's Russian that.)

Regards

Skoob.

Morse
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Posted: 15 Apr 11 23:08

Quote: Inhopeless

I don't need a licence. LG, you need to be 16 to have a licence. Right? Right?

And Morse... Chevy Volt? Does Britain even have a Chevy dealership?


...I think they come in on the black market and are sold in dark alley ways near Portsmouth very close to a well know pub...I think a bloke named Shuttlecock is moving about 3 a month...

...why not get one of the new MG's just out....they got rid of the Lucas Electrics and replaced them with Chinese Electrics...wot could go wrong, eh?

Sterling Morse

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Posted: 15 Apr 11 23:11

Quote: Skoob1999

There was a big live debate about you today Lady G

What it comes down to is...

In your avatar - whose head have you replaced?

I think it's Nemanja Vidic, United's Argentinian Serbo-Croat midfield defensive ball juggling all rounder, cum striker, in the Ian Rush mould - but without the overly accommodating nostrils...

Could you clarify?

Not in a Mennonite manner s'il vous plait.

(Silver plate - it's Russian that.)

Regards

Skoob.



....silly Bastard....it's Phyllis Diller...after she had the silicone caulking done...

Dr. Morse (sitting in for Dr. Nicholas who is currently up to his elbow...)

Skoob1999
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Posted: 15 Apr 11 23:16
Hello Cap

Still a Vegan?

The Cannibal.

Morse
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Posted: 15 Apr 11 23:41

Quote: Skoob1999

Hello Cap

Still a Vegan?

The Cannibal.


....nope....lost mine awhile back thanks to a nice lady in Britain up the alley...

(not that alley you Pirate Bugger)

....speaking of crabs and S. Palin, have you been caught out in any crimes against nature lately...?

M.

Inhopeless
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Posted: 16 Apr 11 00:17
MGs. That's local labour (for me) you're talking about! I keep forgetting the MG plant is down the road from me in Longbridge.

Then turn left at the roundabout. Well, it's about 30km away.

Morse
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Posted: 17 Apr 11 15:38

Quote: Inhopeless

MGs. That's local labour (for me) you're talking about! I keep forgetting the MG plant is down the road from me in Longbridge.

Then turn left at the roundabout. Well, it's about 30km away.



...now, if they were reprising the Royal Enfield and the Vincent Black Shadow
I might get excited....the 'new' MG doesn't even have a canvas top!

Nice touch though with the set of polished chopsticks in the door frame ala Rolls Royce's 'brellie....must have something to do with everyone's penchant to 'eat and run' at the local take away...

Hu Nhu


 
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