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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I still have a deck of cards from the last royal wedding.
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Lady Godiva
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I just looooove how your thread title ties in nicely with your post.I have a Middlesbrough FC football and two Middlesbrough FC scarves. Oh! Also a Middlesbrough FC sticker on my car!
Only a couple of locals here know who the hell Middlesbrough FC is. As for the Royal upcoming wedding. I'll be working that day so won't get to watch it.....Hurray! LG |
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
On the day of the royal wedding I'd get the day off... OH WAIT! It'll be my holidays!
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Lady Godiva
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I bet Wills and Kate chose that day on purpose LOL.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Are you part of the wedding party?
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Well, my English teacher is 53rd in line for the throne. So, just need to get a hell load of bullets and then I will be.
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Lady Godiva
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Inhopeless...don't they teach you anything at that posh school of yours...you need A GUN too...you can just go willy nilly chucking bullets at folk. I know...coz I tried it...mind you..the bullets I used were those black ones that taste minty.
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
My school is NOT posh! I am a squeezed middle-income ethnic minority, that's as far from posh as one can be. My school is selective on ability, not money. However, it is rather... discerning to work out that my father has one of the lowest take-home incomes in my class.
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Lynton
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I take it his name is Mr. or Mrs. Khan then? Anyone know where I can get a Royal Wedding toilet seat and matching bog paper? Oh, and one for QM while you are - there she'll really appreciate it. |
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Lady Godiva
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Lynton, I bet some entrepeneur (sp.?) saw that post and is out there whipping 'em up as I type.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I also have a stubby commerative coke bottle from the last royal wedding that I use to tenderize chicken breasts.
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