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victor nicholas
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victor nicholas

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Posted: 10 Apr 11 14:06
I still have a deck of cards from the last royal wedding.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 10 Apr 11 14:13
I just looooove how your thread title ties in nicely with your post.I have a Middlesbrough FC football and two Middlesbrough FC scarves. Oh! Also a Middlesbrough FC sticker on my car!
Only a couple of locals here know who the hell Middlesbrough FC is.

As for the Royal upcoming wedding. I'll be working that day so won't get to watch it.....Hurray!

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Posted: 10 Apr 11 14:54
On the day of the royal wedding I'd get the day off... OH WAIT! It'll be my holidays!

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 10 Apr 11 14:58
I bet Wills and Kate chose that day on purpose LOL.

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Posted: 10 Apr 11 14:59
Are you part of the wedding party?

Inhopeless
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Posted: 10 Apr 11 15:06
Well, my English teacher is 53rd in line for the throne. So, just need to get a hell load of bullets and then I will be.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 10 Apr 11 16:00 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 10 Apr 11 16:01
Inhopeless...don't they teach you anything at that posh school of yours...you need A GUN too...you can just go willy nilly chucking bullets at folk. I know...coz I tried it...mind you..the bullets I used were those black ones that taste minty.

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Posted: 10 Apr 11 16:20
My school is NOT posh! I am a squeezed middle-income ethnic minority, that's as far from posh as one can be. My school is selective on ability, not money. However, it is rather... discerning to work out that my father has one of the lowest take-home incomes in my class.

Lynton
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Posted: 10 Apr 11 22:20

Quote: Inhopeless

Well, my English teacher is 53rd in line for the throne. So, just need to get a hell load of bullets and then I will be.


I take it his name is Mr. or Mrs. Khan then?

Anyone know where I can get a Royal Wedding toilet seat and matching bog paper? Oh, and one for QM while you are - there she'll really appreciate it.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 10 Apr 11 22:51
Lynton, I bet some entrepeneur (sp.?) saw that post and is out there whipping 'em up as I type.

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Posted: 10 Apr 11 23:46
I also have a stubby commerative coke bottle from the last royal wedding that I use to tenderize chicken breasts.


 
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