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On a plaque in a lift:

1. Do not make a sound, e.g. sneeze, cough, fart, breathing
2. Do not make eye contant, body contant, or even aknowledge the presence of others
3. Repeatedly press the button for your floor as if it will shoot towards there"

In the instruction manual for a TV:
1. Do throw away this booklet.
2. Do attempt to use faulty cables
3. Do attempt to use manky batteries in the remote

Men, DO leave up the seat in the unisex toilet.

Men, DO dribble on the floor so women have to step in it.

Men, Do leave a dribble on the porcelain if the seat is a horseshoe shape, then the women will have to 'hover' because they won't want to clean up your dribbles

Men, Do zip up your pants on the way OUT of the toilet for us all to see and not BEFORE you come out. After all - you're not shy and we ladies need the excitement! Not!

Men, Do purposefully forget to wash your hands after urinating because we love to see you return to the lunch table and start picking up the finger foods we are all sharing...

Men, Do ignore your 'kitchen clean-up duty' when it comes around. That is your RIGHT!

After all YOU ARE MEN - the Superior Beings' and you can DO as you please.

Not around ME you can't! Pigs! (Especially addressed to some of the ones I work with! Plus any other male morons out there.)

I don't wash my hands after using a public toilet.

I use alcohol gel instead! (I also use moisturiser on my hands in the morning, but then again I like my hands. And no, it does not make me gay.)

Ooh! This isn't a Public Toilet...it's the one at work. They don't even use hand sanitizers (the fellas I mean).

Here's a couple more rules:

Men DO NOT ask for directions even when you are many miles away from the 'drive-in' you promised to take your family to, and the kids are whining in the back of the SUV.

Men if you do forget your wife's birthday DO just get a card from the box of old one's our wife saves and put it on the table before you go to work, even if it says Happy Birthday Grandma on it and you don't have any grandkids yet. (She'll not notice )


Yup! My hubby did this-using a card my mam had given me to bring back to show our girls what they had written when they were nippers.... He should have been wearing his glasses. lol

LG

If they are written they're not unwritten.

Just sayin'