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Are you sure this is what you want to discuss? it is not a very nice condition to have on this forum, so I would urge caution. If anyone feels they are being singled out for ridicule, blame SKOOB.

Love light & Peace


Arm xxxxx

Arm, glad you're back arund, I'll discuss anything me; now, how long have you had this Bifidous pergola? Have you done anything about it - I guess not by te way you still have St. Vitus's Dance.

Best thing might be to throw it on St. Anthony's Fire or if you are a relation the that famous man Yard Arm St. Elmo's Fire might be better.

Dear Dr Lynton,

I have had it low down, in the swonickles. It started in my nose and while shaving my hedgehog the fluid made its way to my left nipple. I was not alarmed, but the hedgehog was, and I dropped the poor wretch. Anyway, I feel I must write off now, as the medicine is about to kick in and they say I must be standing in a bucket of custard.

Fondest regards

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well blow me down with a feather...I went to 'google' it, as one does, and was redirected to The Spoof, author armfeetandtoe.


Go figure!

LG

I had one of them.

It collapsed.

Never did get it fettled. You can't get the wood.

We turned ours upside down and used it as an ashtray.

(Everyone did in the '70's

LG

The seventies ah! Mustard-coloured wallpaper with BIG patterns on it

According to my History textbook, the only things to happen in the 70s was some OPEC nonsense, some Cuban guy with a missile, and some people got upset in Ulster. Seemed pretty boring.

The same stuff happened in "the 70s" as always happens.

"The 70s" is a stupid marketing concept.