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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I just lost a day.
I can't remember what happened to April 2nd. I have absolutely no idea what I did or what happened yesterday. This is genuine. Was I here yesterday and a whole bunch of stuff got deleted or what? Or was I not here? Very confused. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
JB, maybe were you b**n*d?
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Burned? |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
maybe it's better that way? on the stake
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Prefer a burger meself. Do you know what happened yesterday? Total blank. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
blankety blank, Jimmy Saville syndrome, be careful?
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
That not Les Dawson?
Anyways, Jimmy Saville Syndrome only causes you to smoke cigars and wear tracksuits and gold chains, that's all. That and being overly attached to your mother and making kiddies 'happy'.... |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid  Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I went on an alcohol diet once.
Lost three days. And it's 'Savile'............. |
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I know what happened JB.
It started when I slipped you the rhohipnol....It's probably best if I don't tell you the rest. Iain |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Jesus, you were niether here nor there. You were in fact thither, which is a bit like nither, but not as close.
Dont worry, we all forgat from time to...........er.......yes....I was going to say.........Where were u Jesus? Love as always Arm xxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
AFTD, nice to see you ' re back!
ckquote]Quote: armfeetandtoe Jesus, you were niether here nor there. You were in fact thither, which is a bit like nither, but not as close. Dont worry, we all forgat from time to...........er.......yes....I was going to say.........Where were u Jesus? Love as always Arm xxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I'll never get that day back. Maybe I don't want it either....considering what Iain probably got up to with my innocent, nubile, fresh blobby body. Well at least I learnt the correct spelling of old Jimmy Savile's name, if anything. That's gotta be worth losing a day. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
I used to have my suits tailored there too
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When you're Jimmy Savile
Everybody thinks you're brill Jim'll Fix Its to be done And the bleeding Great North Run No, it's never too much fun For James............. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
If there were to be an argument about Jimmy Savile, would it develop into a Savile Row?
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thanks Jagg, good to be back.
Sir Jimmy Saville Had a rash. He got from. The charity cash. Love as always Arm xxxxxx |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
No. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Erskin I once had a straightjacket tailored on the row, death
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