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What or Who has TWO Dicks?

Yes...that's the question of hour?

LG

Morecambe and Wise.

Or two big dogs.

I would say 'your mother', but, to be serious, maybe a school?

A Dik-Dik. It's a small antelope.

Snakes have two apparently

Did you know that Blue whales have the biggest dicks, about ten feet long. The lucky cetacean keeps it tucked inside when he's not using it so that it doesn't get in the way. Whale penises are muscular and can bend and hunt around for an opening.

Sort of 'Moby prick' I suppose - but entirely true

I've forgotten the answer...I think it's a woman married to Richard with a son called Richard.....

So that's where "a whale of a time" comes (pun intended) from.

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Quote: Lynton

Snakes have two apparently

Did you know that Blue whales have the biggest dicks, about ten feet long. The lucky cetacean keeps it tucked inside when he's not using it so that it doesn't get in the way. Whale penises are muscular and can bend and hunt around for an opening.

Sort of 'Moby prick' I suppose - but entirely true

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So my original question was not totally 'in vain'...I learned something new today.....

Whale, I'll be damned!

LG

P.S A popup just showed on my screen asking if I want to turn on 'sticky keys'. What the hell is THAT all about??

I touch-type so accidentally have strange things happening with my keyboard.

It was much safer on a manual typewriter in the late '60s.
Maybe I'll learn something else today, when one of you explains this to me....Ta very muchly!

Erskin, I DO HOPE YOU SAW MY SNIPPETS WHEREIN YOU ARE THE FOCUS OF MY ATTENTION!

LG

Those manual typewriters used to take ages to connect to the internet though.

Drew Carey had a huge number of big dick jokes along these lines:

"My dick is so big it gets flown to Vegas for free"

I have now!

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Erskin, I DO HOPE YOU SAW MY SNIPPETS WHEREIN YOU ARE THE FOCUS OF MY ATTENTION!

LG

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