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Inhopeless
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Posted: 7 Mar 11 21:20
Exactly what it says on the tin. You come up with an answer, the next guy gives a humourous question to it.

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BOB
How big, in centimetres, is my sausage. Made of pure lamb, mine is.

Ford Focus

Got that?
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What car would Julius Ceasar drive in?

Mathematics.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 7 Mar 11 21:24
That's just silly.

It is.

Atilla The Hun.

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Posted: 7 Mar 11 21:26
Oh...sorry..

An amphibious Land Rover

For crossing the Rubicon,

And other stuff.

Next - Norman Wisdom...

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Posted: 7 Mar 11 21:30 - Edited By: Inhopeless, 7 Mar 11 21:31
Uhh... Skoob, I said 'Mathematics'.

Then you create a humourous question based on that.

Like you say "What is the most evil subject?" which would tie-in with the 'answer' I gave.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 7 Mar 11 21:35
Q. What subject did LG excel in at High School?

A. Inhopeless

LG

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 7 Mar 11 21:36
Q. Who is the most 'romantic' Spoofer?

A. Creamed onions

LG


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Inhopeless
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Posted: 7 Mar 11 22:01
(thanks for the flattery. All my girls would agree.)

Q. What meal is considered a delicacy in a hipster's home?

A. 1200 percent

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 7 Mar 11 22:10
Q: what is 12 times 100 per cent?
A: Burnham Thorpe, Norfolk

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Posted: 7 Mar 11 22:12
How many bull's testicles can you fit in a thread?

Chipping Norman.

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Posted: 7 Mar 11 22:14
Now you're not taking this seriously Skoob.



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Posted: 7 Mar 11 22:31
Where do you find the dead bodies I've hidden?

1997.

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Posted: 7 Mar 11 23:14
In what year was Skoob1999 named?

Franciscan Monks.

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Posted: 7 Mar 11 23:19
Q What was the name of Thelonius' cousin?
A an escritoire



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Posted: 7 Mar 11 23:26
This thread is just too daft for words.

I quit.

It'll only end in tears.

Muammar Gaddafi

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Posted: 7 Mar 11 23:27
What word will Inhopeles not bother looking up on Google?

Rat posion, golf clubs, rubbish and hipsters.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 8 Mar 11 00:09
To be fair to Skoob, looks like he did get his last reply correct. Erskin and Skoob were typing at the same time it would seem (from the times of the posts) and Skoob got 'pipped' at the post.

On with the game!

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Posted: 8 Mar 11 00:10
The first album, sorry single, by A Splendid Vacuum

Waistcoats For Owls

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Posted: 8 Mar 11 14:33
This game already exists, Inhopeless.

It's called 'The Answer To The Question In The Post Before' game. At least, I think it's the same thing...

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 8 Mar 11 16:53
It got 'lost' apparently. Coz no-one had played since October. Must've been on another page when Inhopeless joined us.

Aah well! And then there were two!

LG

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Posted: 8 Mar 11 22:39
How many were left after there were originally three and one dropped out?

Michaelangelo.

Oh. Sorry, have we stopped?

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 9 Mar 11 13:29
Who was a great painter in the 'olden days'

Correct!

Spoofers


LG
(We can have 2 going at the same time can't we??)

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 11 Mar 11 20:36 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 11 Mar 11 20:36
Who are the craziest people on the internet?

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26 medium-sized goldfish and 3 odd socks.

Inhopeless
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Posted: 17 Mar 11 23:11
The working title of Dr. Suess's book before his death.

Correct!

Dumb animals.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 18 Mar 11 15:28
What do you call dogs who have been de-barked? (It happens too).

Correct !

'If you want your breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen'.


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Posted: 18 Mar 11 19:39
A qoute from some famous figure that I don't know.

Correct!

It's Future Proof.


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