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Inhopeless
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Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng.
Registered: 5 Nov 10

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Posted: 7 Mar 11 00:47
Because everybody hurts, I have created a thread so people can rant about random things that have randomly annoyed people. Not to be used as a personal vehicle of attacks Arif Kurdina. Also, funny name. I think Kurdina is an insult in a Sanskrit language.

(Use as many curse words as possible)
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I hate hipsters. Despite their appearance, and so-called leftist beliefs, there is nothing about music, arts, and sex that isn't in any underground magazine.

So typical non-conformists, they think they're all so individual, yet seem to choose tastes based on some 'panel' of unseen fashion judges.

They think they're so smart, gving the thumbs-down and up to trends of music, arts, and tastes.

They'd probably be so post-modern and ironic that they'd go to vinyl, but their precious collection is fucking 'indie'.

You think you're so high-and-mighty, but in reality, you have the same superiority complex that the bullies in school had when they stole your money and made your life a shithole.

You may think you're so free, but really, you're so restricted by the sneers and thoughts of your social peers.

You'd say that I don't get 'it' by writing this, but fuck you. Fuck your fucking fuck tastes. Fucking hipsters. Think your so cool, reading the Guardian or the Independent, when really you don't understand a word and think you just look smart with it. If I see you nicked the last one off the newspaper racks at the corner shop, I swear I will knock the living irony out of your shell. Think of it as a favour. Being knocked out is so ironic and indie because no-one's been knocked out because of thier idiocy at buying newspapers.

I'm done.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 7 Mar 11 02:35
Inhopeless, thanks for giving me a place to rant.

I can't stand those people who use two fingers on each hand to denote 'quotation marks' when they are talking. It must be a University thing, coz I didn't go.

Ticks me off no end it does. I want to rush over and choke the buggers...but luckily I'm well medicated and have not yet acted out my fantasy.

LG

Inhopeless
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Posted: 7 Mar 11 16:49
Really? I use the rabbit ears all the time. I guess it does kind of look funny when you're talking about serious stuff.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 7 Mar 11 20:07
Goat rustlers for me.

They get my goat every time.


 
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