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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The Word "FUCK" Written Seventeen Times, and then an Ampersand
Exactly what it says on the tin. Well, I believe it is a riveting piece of work, which shows simple consistency, yet complex airs of stylism. It is a mere work worthy of Shakespere or Dickens. Wait, what? |
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Lady Godiva
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Inhopless....I will be 'talking to you later'. Whatever would your mam say?
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Weren't me. TV(...Tropes.org) made me do it.
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Lady Godiva
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Yeah! Right 'Sunshine'.
I bet ' A big boy did it and ran away' (Billy Connoly ...) LG |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Eight Varieties of Bollocks With No Ampersand
bollocks bollokcs bollocs bolloks bolocs boloks bolocks bolokcs Also, please explain this sentence: "It is a mere work worthy of Shakespere or Dickens." A mere is a body of water - is the crap above about water? |
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Lady Godiva
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To which 'crap' are you referring? Billy Connolly was referring to a pile of poo in his pants, if memory serves me correcently.
As to the poetry... OK! Luv Luvya Luvvy Linda Lovelace Luvvly jubbly Luvvie Luvyalots Luvyatodeath Love! Lovely Godiva |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Why I was referring to the "poem" quoted in the first post, the thread subject. That crap.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I thought poetry was all about hosts of golden daffodils, trains being faster than fairies, faster than witches, passing the hedges the houses and ditches, The Ballad Of Dan McGrew and all that.
If you want poetry - check out Robert Service. And also - that should be Shakespeare. As in the pub on Shakespeare Street in Padiham, Lancashire. Wherein which, apparently, the Bard used to partake of the odd pint or two of Worthington's. Even though it was a post war construction. Hey! Just sayin' Skoob ![]() |
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Lady Godiva
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I love poetry!
LG |
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I dunno what I was saying. I was denouncing this post-modern/hipster work with hypocritical humour that would be from the post-modern/hipster movement.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ah. Once more we are entangled within the dense shrubberies of nested irony.
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