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Posted: 5 Mar 11 01:59
The Word "FUCK" Written Seventeen Times, and then an Ampersand

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Well, I believe it is a riveting piece of work, which shows simple consistency, yet complex airs of stylism. It is a mere work worthy of Shakespere or Dickens.

Wait, what?

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 5 Mar 11 02:46
Inhopless....I will be 'talking to you later'. Whatever would your mam say?

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Posted: 5 Mar 11 03:20
Weren't me. TV(...Tropes.org) made me do it.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 5 Mar 11 04:01
Yeah! Right 'Sunshine'.

I bet ' A big boy did it and ran away' (Billy Connoly ...)


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Posted: 5 Mar 11 20:09 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 5 Mar 11 20:10
Eight Varieties of Bollocks With No Ampersand

bollocks
bollokcs
bollocs
bolloks
bolocs
boloks
bolocks
bolokcs

Also, please explain this sentence:

"It is a mere work worthy of Shakespere or Dickens."

A mere is a body of water - is the crap above about water?


Lady Godiva
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Posted: 5 Mar 11 20:23 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 5 Mar 11 20:25
To which 'crap' are you referring? Billy Connolly was referring to a pile of poo in his pants, if memory serves me correcently.

As to the poetry...


OK!

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 5 Mar 11 21:49
Why I was referring to the "poem" quoted in the first post, the thread subject. That crap.


Quote: Lady Godiva

To which 'crap' are you referring? Billy Connolly was referring to a pile of poo in his pants, if memory serves me correcently.

As to the poetry...


OK!

Luv
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Linda Lovelace
Luvvly jubbly
Luvvie
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Luvyatodeath
Love!

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Posted: 5 Mar 11 22:07
I thought poetry was all about hosts of golden daffodils, trains being faster than fairies, faster than witches, passing the hedges the houses and ditches, The Ballad Of Dan McGrew and all that.

If you want poetry - check out Robert Service.

And also - that should be Shakespeare.

As in the pub on Shakespeare Street in Padiham, Lancashire.

Wherein which, apparently, the Bard used to partake of the odd pint or two of Worthington's.

Even though it was a post war construction.

Hey! Just sayin'

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Posted: 5 Mar 11 22:23
I love poetry!

LG

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Posted: 6 Mar 11 08:40
I dunno what I was saying. I was denouncing this post-modern/hipster work with hypocritical humour that would be from the post-modern/hipster movement.

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Posted: 6 Mar 11 13:55
Ah. Once more we are entangled within the dense shrubberies of nested irony.


 
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