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Inhopeless
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Posted: 28 Feb 11 00:07
I'm just gonna put this up here. I'm sure this just doesn't happen to me, because nearly every word I've posted here, or someone else has, somehow turns into a Google Ad. It keeps following me around.

Hell, I was watching the King's Speech (brilliant film, definatly needs Oscars), and I said I wanted a Coke. Cue an ad for aformentioned drink.

This morning, my dad was complaining about how slow Internet Explorer is at his work. I swear, just when I walked out of the building, there was an ad for Google Chrome!

Katarina Frogpond2
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Posted: 28 Feb 11 00:17
About a year ago, I posted a story called "Sexy Russian Spy Says Revolution is Nigh". I went to Glasgow on the bus, and I'm sure there was a helicopter in the sky that followed me all the way to Glasgow, and then all the way back. If I was paranoid I would think it was the Russians, but because I'm not I'll say it was the traffic police. But you never know.

Check for microphones in your CD cases. I've heard that's where they hide them.

Inhopeless
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Posted: 28 Feb 11 00:27
That would be pretty logical. However, one problem. The last I bought was in '08, and I've lost that.

Katarina Frogpond2
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Posted: 28 Feb 11 01:16
Oh. That's okay. I think you're safe then.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 5 Mar 11 00:28
Hey, I've just arrived onsite and there's an ad on t.v. for a cleaner that cleans away all scum, anywhere.....


Is that what you mean Inhopeless? Coz I never know what I'm going to be reading around here - or who I'll meet

Inhopeless
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Posted: 5 Mar 11 00:44
I guess yeah. I also meant real-life examples, because real-life ads are hell scary if they pertain to what you want. The ads on t'internet are just based on viewing history (although for you LG, it makes sense)

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 5 Mar 11 02:49 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 5 Mar 11 02:50
You misunderstood my post Inhopeless.

The ad was on t.v. NOT THE INTERNET coz I ususally have the t.v. on when I am here.


So it DOES fit in with what you first said....doesn't it?

LG

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Posted: 5 Mar 11 03:16
Yes. And on another topic, just some time ago, I was watching a TV show. I logged onto YouTube, and a clip from the TV show was RECOMMENDED for me.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 5 Mar 11 04:03
This is all getting TOO FREAKY!

LG


 
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