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Skoob1999
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Posted: 22 Feb 11 01:58
As we're all apparently in the mood for intellectual challenges (Are you serious? - Ed) Here's a crossword clue.

It's from The Times and it's cryptic.

No need to worry about copyright because we're doing this for review purposes.

Okay...

Clue.

General, in vain rules otherwise.

--------- (9 letters)

This is an easy one, a starter, if you will.

If that's too difficult for all you cunning linguists out there, I'll give you a couple of letters. Same clue...

U---E----

Answer when I sober up.

Hic...

Skoob.

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Posted: 22 Feb 11 05:14

Quote: Skoob1999

General, in vain rules otherwise.

--------- (9 letters)






Universal




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Posted: 22 Feb 11 06:36 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 22 Feb 11 06:45
Give the monkey a banana!

Spot on!

Next clue:

From The Times again. Strictly for critical purposes.

Island rejected agreement on fish (8 letters) (Sorry, had to edit.)

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Clue:

A----S--

If anybody needs these solutions explaining, ask JB or somebody. I'm as thick as fuck, me.

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Posted: 22 Feb 11 06:38
That clue should be 8 letters, not a Smiley...bloody internet...

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Posted: 22 Feb 11 06:44
Last one for today. The Times again.

Shoot a troublemaker in European city (8 letters.)

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Go on then...

B---P---

But why?

Answers on a postcard please with a cheque for £25 made payable to me.

Skoob.

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Posted: 22 Feb 11 06:51

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Shoot a troublemaker in European city (8 letters.)





Budapest



Skoob1999
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Posted: 22 Feb 11 07:04
Budapest.

Correct!

Shoot = bud

Troublemaker = a pest

European City = Budapest!

Can't see this catching on though.

A bit like chess....

Ah well...

Got the other one yet?

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Posted: 22 Feb 11 11:19
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Posted: 22 Feb 11 12:31
I can't do the 'cryptics' these days. I'll stick with The New York Times crosswords...though I haven't advanced to INK yet.

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Posted: 22 Feb 11 12:39
For me, it has to be the Guardian X-words or the Indie's. In either case, my huge store of pop-cultural knowledge would help. It's a shame the Economist doesn't have one. It would bring up readership.

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Posted: 22 Feb 11 15:22
Erskin

Correct!

Well done that man!

Another one coming up later.

Regards

Skoob.

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Posted: 22 Feb 11 15:42
He's just a fucking genius our EQ, my IQ too?


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Erskin

Correct!

Well done that man!

Another one coming up later.

Regards

Skoob.


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Posted: 18 Mar 11 22:33
Bit behind on this.

Sorry. (Yeah, I know, don't be.)

Today's - from The Times again (not today's crossword - a Times Crossword book - No10 to be precise.)

Show gratitude about new kit replaced for advisory team

(5,4)

Easy one that.

Have fun.

Skoob

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Posted: 18 Mar 11 22:41
Think Tank.

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Posted: 18 Mar 11 22:46
Yup! I've just Googled it and you are correct!

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Posted: 20 Mar 11 22:32
And today's:

Forwardness of new crop outside English urban area. (9)
Oh, BTW - well done EQ.

Spot on with the last one.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 21 Mar 11 00:04
Precocity.

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Posted: 21 Mar 11 00:37
Correct!

Well done EQ!

Next one:

As part of text, remit your final piece (9)

Not you Erskin!

I can't keep up.

Just kiddin'

Skoob

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Posted: 21 Mar 11 08:43
Here's one not from anywhere


Montgomery's little girl and a lightweight make a sort of hyper crowd.Ipso facto!

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Posted: 21 Mar 11 19:48 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 21 Mar 11 19:49
I've got it - but I'm not sayin' what it is.

I mean Skoob's not Lynton's - the latter reads like one of the Isle of Wight Crossword clues.

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Posted: 21 Mar 11 20:38
I'm not telling yet

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Posted: 21 Mar 11 21:44
Lynton, you cad.

That isn't even a proper clue.

Is it across or down?

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Posted: 22 Mar 11 19:35
Since nobody else is having a go:

As part of text, remit your final piece (9)

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Posted: 22 Mar 11 19:38 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 22 Mar 11 19:44
Correct.

I'll find another and put it here.

Academic qualification's so fundamental (5)

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Posted: 22 Mar 11 20:39
I know this! I know this!

But basically I'll not answer. Yet.

Or it'll just be me and thee.

A bit like that chess game you used to play.

Except that that wisnae with me.

It was with Wonkey Moods the famous anagram.


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