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Essentially, you have to come up with three different inventive/amusing descriptions of the poster above you, based on a) Thier appended signature, b)their avatar, c) thier name, d) other posts they've made.

PERSON A
I like cake (has a picture of cake, and signature is about desserts)

PERSON B
The guy has a cake fetish
Possibly raped by cake when young and got Stockholm syndrome
Cake is the only good thing going for him.

AND GO.

Inhopeless, I like the idea but I am trying to stay out of trouble!...

I won't comment on yours coz I know too much about you LOL

Have fun and I will be returning to see what other writers come up with.

Glory be...my avatar will appear now. What the hell have I just done!


LG

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Inhopeless, I like the idea but I am trying to stay out of trouble!...

I won't comment on yours coz I know too much about you LOL

Have fun and I will be returning to see what other writers come up with.

Glory be...my avatar will appear now. What the hell have I just done!


LG

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I don't get it.

You have posted but not adhered to any of the rules as laid out above.

Anyhoo, as you are on top;

Thinks she is wacko, but maybe just starving.
Wannabe hockey player, or should that be player of hockey players?
Even if there is no naked horse riding, everyone notices.............


oh, and by the way Inhopeless, you say we have to write three things and then give us four things to write about.
Top rule spoofing.............

I agree with the last poster - three statements about four variables?

Shurely shome mishtake?

Those four variables were examples of what you could write about.

Anyways:

Obviously lives in the past - a possible 'old days' person
Possibly cultured due to the nature of the qoute
Is also rather ambigious about his location - maybe he's a recluse?

(see? I also used your 'location', so they were examples, not just limited to them)

Thanks for clearing that up, as the tart said to the chemist.

What's a qoute? Is it like gout?

Ambigious I like - a kind of mixture of ambition and ambiguity befitting the true artiste.

Ok, I'll have a go at you.

Lives in the Bull Ring Shopping Centre
Was taught to read by a robot
Keeps pedigree goats

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Quote: Inhopeless

Those four variables were examples of what you could write about.

Anyways:

Obviously lives in the past - a possible 'old days' person
Possibly cultured due to the nature of the qoute
Is also rather ambigious about his location - maybe he's a recluse?

(see? I also used your 'location', so they were examples, not just limited to them)

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Besides, I'm not that old, I'm not cultured and I'm not a recluse.

I'm just a natural genius.

If I wasn't an emotional cripple I could be Head of the British Embassy in Kuala Lumpur, or a top novelist, or the man who invented brillo pads or something big like that.

Or maybe I would need to be an emotional cripple. I don't know, it's all rather bewildering, talking nonsense.

Makes his own clothes (sitting at sewing machine)
Visited India and brought back carpet
Polishes his shoes - former military man.

OK...I've given it a go...

LG

But I still have the same avatar!!!

Well-known Phyllis Diller impersonator.
Often accused of being obsessed with her avatar
Is obsessed with her avatar
If she had a Susan Boyle avatar that would be a kind of cosmic event but might lead to a temperospatial singularity


(Yes that's 4 things - that is a satirical comment on the thread itself)

- Thinks he's so hipster using four things, not three
- His camera is obviously so last year - unless he's trying to be hipster and ironic by using an old camera
- Thinks he's hipster nonetheless

(as you can guess, I don't like hipsters)

Anyway, we're all living in the past.

By the time you know anything, it's already happened.

Like this post. Or anything.

Unless you've attained spiritual enlightenment and can live in the eternal now. But most people don't understand that.

Lives in a Superstore car park in Idaho
Grew up in Bombay
Is 16 years old

Admirer of Picasso's art

Loves bright colours

Needs to find original - perhaps design own - avatar

LG

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Anyway, we're all living in the past.

By the time you know anything, it's already happened.

Like this post. Or anything.

Unless you've attained spiritual enlightenment and can live in the eternal now. But most people don't understand that.

Lives in a Superstore car park in Idaho
Grew up in Bombay
Is 16 years old

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Technically, its Mumbai. Unless you were trying to be totally hipster by refering to it as Bombay.

Makes impromtu guesses (based on last post)
Has an idea of being a work of art (based on avatar)
Will be attacked first because he could live in Liverpool (if my GCSE Geography serves me well)

I've never been called a hipster before.

If I was a hipster, I'd prefer to be the original type of hipster who is hip to the scene, Daddio, rather than the contemporary one who, if Google serves me right, is basically an awkward smartarse. That can't be me.

Hang on...

It's Kandinsky, Mrs Lady.

Otherwise, spot on.

Yes, I am in search of the right avatar, having recently got rid of Thomas Edison.

I did have the right one, but some bastard nicked it.

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Admirer of Picasso's art

Loves bright colours

Needs to find original - perhaps design own - avatar

LG

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Likes art
Is creative
Enjoys wordgames


(changed my avatar - my hair doesn't REALLY look like this)

Plays conventional football (based on av.)
Secondary location isn't physical (bases on location)
Is god's gift. (Godiva - God = God diva from gifu [Old English] = gift)

Is extremely clever (clever clogs!)
Speaks French (mais oui mon ami!)
Reads 'Economist' (when he can get his hands on it)

(And all of that just from analyzing an avatar!!)

Well, you know A-grades don't come easy. But the Economist says that PhDs are redundant, so... c'est la vie.

Is a nice person (based on posts)
Has pshopped images lying around (based on previous avatars)
Eats cucumbers (just guessing)

I picked mine because it looks a bit like me.

When I go shopping and stuff.

Just sayin'

Skoob.

Very short person.

Enjoys shoplifting NOT REAL SHOPPING(hence the 'poacher's coat')

Is a 'people person' (coz he writes for the Spoof and ALL Spoof writers just LOVE people).

LG