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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Aaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhh!!!!
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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa |
What's up? You found Juanita's thong? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Just carried the shopping.
Arms 18ins longer than they were this morning! Aaaarrrrrggghhhh!!!!!! Unable to use keyboard... Not that type.... Aaaaaarrrrrggghhhh!!!!!!!!! |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope  Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Skoob you weren't meant to walk on two legs you don't have opposable thumbs, get back down on all fours and won't have to carry things anymore.... unless she saddles you or rides you bareback. In which case I suggest bucking or laying down and pretending to faint, works every time.... ohh and be sure to gasp dramatically just before fainting.....
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Isn't there a story about one of your thumbs? Or is that some other Spoofer???
Tip. Get yourself a shopping trolley! LG |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes, I see you have Longist Armistump, a very rare condition. Try not to carry shopping bags and have a long lie down with a bottle of Whiskey.
Any other conditions? Give send me a note. Dr Evadnee Nosegay. Doctor to the Writing community Arm xxx |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Anymore 'cracks' like that Arm...and you'll be 'struck off'.
LG |
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Inhopeless
Writer  Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Now now LG, no need to form severe contusions upon that head of yours.
And also, a whole 18 inches? Thats... *18x2.5=45*... 45cm?! That's as almost as long as my girl's lunch. You know... that kinda lunch? Yeah. A big ol' baguette with cheese and beef. I can't think of any better lunch other than... oh. |
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Lynton
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Oh well he has an excuse for the fact his knuckles drag the ground now
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