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P.M. Wortham
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Posted: 15 Feb 11 19:45 - Edited By: P.M. Wortham, 15 Feb 11 19:45
And, why not?
I'm not making this stuff up, ya know.
February 15. Like for real. Look it up, Nancy.


And so, another Haiku. Try not to snore:


Sink your teeth in deep

You need more than healthy gums

To gum your gumdrops



You're welcome.
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P.M. Wortham
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Posted: 15 Feb 11 19:49
Roses are red

Gumdrops are sticky

I drool when I eat

So my collar is icky



(I'll stick to bad Haiku)

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 15 Feb 11 20:57
I'll try an 'acrostic'.

Gumpdrops
Usually
Make
Drools
Running
Over
People's
Shoes


LG

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