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Posted: 13 Feb 11 21:43 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 13 Feb 11 22:59
Subdivide a 1,000 square foot home into a triplex.

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Posted: 13 Feb 11 21:48
Sure it's a bedroom, I'll just get rid of this coatrod for you.

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Posted: 13 Feb 11 21:54
That doesn't include light bulbs.

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Posted: 13 Feb 11 21:55
We made the floor like that, the previous tenant had one short leg.

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Posted: 13 Feb 11 22:58
If you want I can turn the heat off and you can poly off your bedroom and put a space heater in it.

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Posted: 14 Feb 11 07:35
I think you might be MY landlord.

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Tenant: $1200 a month...no heat, no toilet...WTF!

Landlord: Stop bitchin', the gubermint be payin'

Tenant: Cool...where do I sign.


 
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