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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Subdivide a 1,000 square foot home into a triplex.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sure it's a bedroom, I'll just get rid of this coatrod for you.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That doesn't include light bulbs.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
We made the floor like that, the previous tenant had one short leg.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
If you want I can turn the heat off and you can poly off your bedroom and put a space heater in it.
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I think you might be MY landlord.
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Morse
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Tenant: $1200 a month...no heat, no toilet...WTF! Landlord: Stop bitchin', the gubermint be payin' Tenant: Cool...where do I sign. |
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