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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Visit to PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KOREA where to see the smiling faces and the genuine stand for multi-faceted dialogue in order to avoid vicious cycle of ingrowing tension. See many monuments and the posters of Glorious Leader. Know who is provoker and provoked. For business-man, there is gate for successful commerce with government guarantee. ******* THE HUNGARIAN LIGHTHOUSE COMPANY (1895) LTD has been supplying hand-made lighthouses to land-locked principalities and sundry other nations for more than a century. Send for our SPRING CATALOGUE now. Our WINTER RANGE is selling well and is still very much available! "I buy all my lighthouses from THE HUNGARIAN LIGHTHOUSE COMPANY (1895) LTD. They are first for Quality and Service." - Prince Hans-Adam II of Liechtenstein This time, in honour of our sponsors THE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KOREA, we present an old classic in Welsh and English, especially for all you Lighthouse Keepers out there! Q: Paham ydy a ddyhea deithio cara cath s chloren? A: Amdani s 'n bell at 'r darfod. Q: Why is a long journey like a cat's tail? A: Because it's far to the end. DISCLAIMER - The effectiveness of this very old joke may be compromised by the process of conversion from magic lantern to electronic formats. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Please to ignore previous postings of "Another Gem" since they are technical misgivings.
KIM JONG-IL and LAZSLO SZCGRYNGTY. |
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I once advertised for a light housekeeper.
An anti-social old man with a wooden leg showed up at my door. |
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