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It could be from sharing needles.

Terrible cooks those chickens.

They're terrorists! Don't trust them! All that clucking, they're up to no good I tell you!!!! Duck!!!

I thought food poisoning came from female fish...it is called Salmon Ella after all.

Iain

Aquatic poisoning? They'll soon be sleeping with the fishes.

(had to be done)

Eggsactly what I was about to say...

LG

Oh. Very punny yolks we've got. Very punny.

Yup! I'm scrambling my next post on this thread so that it will not be 'over easy' to understand. Meotetel?

I'm NOT shelling out though because Humpty Dumpty is a very close friend of mine...

LG

Oh dear god. I don't know if I'm indecisive.

Well, you are right UP there with that Egyptian fella then, aren't you???

I'm stepping down...no I'm not...yes I am...no I'm not...

I don't think he has finished deciding yet.

Those Egyptian people should postpone the partying for a few weeks.....

LG

Oo! Oo! Oo! Oo! I tried to change my avatar two days ago...but it didn't work... I tried about 6 or 7 times. I'm stuck with Smurfette and I DID follow the 'directions'. Aah well!

I think you gotta resize it to be really small. I tried uploading this image (the ironic posters one) a while ago, and realised the file size was too big. So you need to shrink the image, essentially.

And also, the Mubarak guy's gone. Forever. Or has he?

(Find out next week on an episode of Egypt - In - Tormoil!)

But I chose one from off this site and it is smaller than the one I already have....?????

Watching Egypt closely....

LG

Sorry, we got away from chickens but I DID have, on my 'brunch plate' today, 3 eggs 'sunny-side up' with other stuff. So technically, I'm discussion chickens, right?

Oh, I have a good chicken story.

On a school trip in Year 4 (8 years old), we went to a farm. This was the first time many of us had been to the countryside, let alone a farm, so it was kinda cool.
Anyway, this one guy, thought himself a macho man, and attempted to attack a chicken. Now, the farmer had told us that we shouldn't anger the chicken, but this guy was too busy messing around at the back when the farmer said it.

So, he chased the chicken around, much to the hilarity of the class, and the agastness of the farmer and the teachers. The guy then went to kick the chicken, but then the chicken turns around, and seemed to give him the evil eye, and then, in a reversal, the chicken chased him around the farm. With its mates. It took the farmer several minutes to rescue the poor boy from a tree.