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Lemurs need your help. They are hampered by these issues:

• illegal logging
• widespread poverty
• political instability

So send us in your unwanted busts of Napoleon and your disused propelling pencils. We can also recycle a stuffed walrus or elephant seal.

Our aim is to recycle these artifacts into solutions for the lemurs, viz:

1. we will tackle illegal logging by supplying lemur families with their own legal logbooks
2. we aim to attack lemur poverty by supplying every lemur family with its own kitchen garden kit
3. political instability will be a thing of the past when we teach the lemurs all about former Albanian leader Enver Hoxha and his disciple George Osborne** and show them how to adhere to the principles of Anti-Revisionist Marxist-Leninism

**warning - nonsense

Erskin

I believe they are quite adroit at fending off political instability with their prehensile tail as they caper amongst the tree canopy.

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Would you be suggesting that the recycling scheme is a mere pretext for imposing Anti-Revisionist Marxist-Leninism on these unsuspecting lemurs?

You speak like a Revisionist Marxist-Leninist.

Or you may be one of these

Anti-Revisionist Leninist
Anti-Revisionist Marxist
Revisionist Leninist
Revisionist Marxist
Anti-Revisionist Leninist-Marxist
Revisionist Leninist-Marxist
None of The above
A member of the Rosicrucian Order
President of the Hungarian Lighthouse Company (1895) Ltd
Ferdinand Narcolepsy, the Portugese explorer who slept his way around the coast of Czechoslovakia
None of the Above
None of the above
none of the Above

You speak (or write) like one (or none) of the above in your writings (or speakings).

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Quote: victor nicholas

Erskin

I believe they are quite adroit at fending off political instability with their prehensile tail as they caper amongst the tree canopy.

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I believe that you may have misunderstood me, what I meant to say is that balloon travel is the way of the future.

Unlike the all-too-unwelcome negative revisionists balloon travellers are a bouyant lot with nothing but positive asperations and lofty but unattainable goals.

Just teach the lemurs 'how to fish' and they'll be able to feed themselves for a lifetime.

It also takes a village to raise a lemur....or a very small town.

LG