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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
26 December, when they hunt a fake wren and put it on top of a decorated pole.
"What larks eh Pip?" Wrens, actually, Joe, fake wrens. |
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Charpa93
Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
If there are more than one bird atop the pole, does that make it Wrens Day?
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Mark
Little Red Hen Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I think it makes Peter Stringfellow's day.
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Travellers (Tinkers)still do this on the 26th, St Stephens day, over here, also some groups down in Kerry keep the ritual alive mainly to keep the tourists entertained.
Around the rest of the country the Travellers just use it as an excuse to march into the pubs and demand money from people under the guise of tradition. |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is there a tits day?
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes, it's two days before Thrush day. Iain |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sadly, since the wren is in decline, I hardly think pole-overcrowding would be an issue.
I know what you're thinking, and my answer is that I understand that there is a shortage of fake wrens too. A surfeit of wrenless poles is more likely to challenge us.
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