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They are not really horses you know.

Besides tack shops don't make saddles that small.

If they're not horses, how come Frankie Datorie, Danny Devito and Ronnie Corbett are all using them for racing tomorrow evening?

I think Devito's in with a good chance, he's riding the long snouted seahorse.

Iain

They do look more like horses than cows or oxen, except for those things like ears that spin around.

Don't forget the sea-cow, better known as the dugong.

Not a very literary animal but obedient I suppose.

Sea horses and sea cows would surely be at home at Sea Ranch if it wasn't located inland as much as it is.

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Don't forget the sea-cow, better known as the dugong.

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Well, you can lead a sea-horse to water but you can't make it drink!.


LG

'Stop sea-horsing around' the pair of you!


LG

Sorry about my croaky voice - I'm a little 'sea-horse' at present.

LG

'Sea-horses for courses'.

LG

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Well, you can lead a sea-horse to water but you can't make it drink!.


LG

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You had me at "you can lead a sea-horse to water..."

Well that has fucked it up for me then, I've been riding them for the past twenty years! Might explain the small.


Arm xxxx

The small what??

LG

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Well that has fucked it up for me then, I've been riding them for the past twenty years! Might explain the small.


Arm xxxx

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I hear tell there are seahorses the size of camels off the coast of Madagascar.

Next you're going to tell me sea monkeys don't exist...

Nay nay nay. Or, glug, bubble, glug...

Hung like a sea horse.

Common Geordie expression.

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Quote: Lady Godiva

The small what??

LG

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