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Good morning stranger!

Did you just get blood all over my pedigree bull?

You have to stay for coffee, there's plenty of time to work later.

Putz, please knock the muck off your shoes before you come into the house!

There's a pie in the oven with your name on it.

You're very welcome to wander across the footpath through my fields. After all, I am heavily subsidised to look after this land and so I am in essence a public servant happy for the public to enjoy the landscape whose upkeep their taxes help to maintain.

Why yes, that Japanese 4X4 over there with the KEEP BRITAIN FARMING sticker in the window is mine.

Come in and have some tea and cake. I'm always happy to meet a civil servant. The government works wonders for us farmers.

Look who's smiling like a butcher's dog.

I hope you enjoy your walk across our land. This is a great time to be a farmer; we've never been better off. Nothing to complain about whatever.

...Buna Dimineata!

...just park your travel trailer over there...I'll have the water and electricity hooked up in a jivy...and don't forget to tell your friends...!

Have you met my three daughters? They appear in many Farmer's daughters jokes....


LG


Come on fellas....I can't believe you MISSED that one!

It's that tall skinny structure out back. Don't forget to take a Sears Roebuck cataloge with you!

OOH! I arrrgghh, them darther, am them seekin? Wot as u cow field not heerrrm is of cat?






Arm xxxxxx

Excuse my angry wife. She's got mad cow disease.

Thank you so much for waiting while we drove our sheep along this public highway. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Don't drink the milk. It really did not come from my cows.

LG

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Have you met my three daughters? They appear in many Farmer's daughters jokes....


LG


Come on fellas....I can't believe you MISSED that one!

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....didn't want to milk the obvious

M.

I think Victor's original idea was charming greetings. Ironically charming and cheerful and welcoming greetings. Not just farmer jokes.

I realised that after my initial effort.

This is Arm, he's our hired hand.

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

OOH! I arrrgghh, them darther, am them seekin? Wot as u cow field not heerrrm is of cat?






Arm xxxxxx

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...I got that...therefore I greeted my guests in friendly Romanian..

m.

Yep, yep, that's for shore, you betcha.

Yes, - I thought maybe Lady G didn't.

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Quote: Morse

...I got that...therefore I greeted my guests in friendly Romanian..

m.

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Well I'll be, look who's here, you're looking might fine padnah.

Sorry 'bout the shit on the path. The wife's got a problem....

LG