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The advert: A sucidal ordeal for Americans. An inconvience for Brits and Europeans. For those watching BBC in the UK (like me), "in your face!"

Many companies have come up with innovative ads. This is your chance to make one of your own. Be crude, piss-taking and other emotions.

The winner with the best ad will not win a prize and not get it made into even a ten-second slot during 3am TV.

Here's mine:

In Long Word Form

The English-to-Long Word staple-binded tree-pulp based reference utility. Covers a wide variety of liguistic desires to make you sound smarter than you look! Using a shovel? NO! Utilising a terra-relocation implement for domesticalised dwelling purposes! Writing on theSpoof.com? NO! Using a series of networked networks to communicate substandard literary material to a global socio-economic audience!

Buy the saleable product at all good consumer-to-conglomerate purchasing land-based plots in any major statistical human settlements!

In the Latin-Greek-Sanskrit based verbal communication method:

The English-to-Smart dictionary covers all your needs to sound smart! Utilising a terra-relocation implement for domesticalised dwelling purposes? NO! Using a shovel! Using a series of networked networks to communicate substandard literary material to a global socio-economic audience? No! Writing on theSpoof.com!

Buy the dictionary at all good book retailers in major cities.

I liked it so much I bought the company.