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What would you say?

Me: "£500 a night to park mate an er in doors will do you a nice breakfast lunch and dinner. keep the noise darn an no spitting on the dog".

Alien: "Oye! we bring der cure for cancer, der cure for old age, and dis shmuck vants der sheckles?! Joshua! start vid der engines already!"




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I'd tell 'em to mind the dead gazebo. (Old story. Gazebo still dead)

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Skoob

As every good Spoof writer SHOULD say, I would say:

TAKE ME TO YOUR READER

LG

I'd say: Business, pleasure, destruction, or defabrication of Earth's alien stereotypes.

I'd challenge him/her/it/them to play tic-tac-toe (noughts and crosses for those who don't know tic-tac-toe), to know if extra-terrestrial intelligence really exists.

"I say, that's quite an achievement, old fruit!"

(I don't have a back garden, you see.)

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Quote: Lady Godiva

As every good Spoof writer SHOULD say, I would say:

TAKE ME TO YOUR READER

LG

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Excellent.

"Pub, now! Oh, and it's your round!"

Must be Cantonese those aliens.

Probably selling something.

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Quote: Katarina Frogpond2

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Quote: Lady Godiva

As every good Spoof writer SHOULD say, I would say:

TAKE ME TO YOUR READER

LG

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Excellent.

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The cormorant would be a give away.

And the rookery another, a dead giveaway, especially when covered with fresh guano Erskin.

A 50 year old joke:

An alien spaceship lands in France. The alien emerges and says "take me to Bridget Bardot I will see Charles de Gaulle later!"

Anyone for updating France, Bridget Bardot and Charles de Gaulle to 2011?