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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Comfort food for January
The Saturday Night Menu Boeuf Bourguignon Ikg casserole beef, chopped into bits I large red onion diced 6 shallots halved 6 cloves of garlic crushed handful dried porcini bouquet garni 1 birdseye chilli deseeded and chopped salt and pepper 1 bottle Nuits St George or other red wine by preference 1 bottle Romanee Conti to wash it all down Brown chopped beef with red onion and garlic using your preferred oil in large shallow frying pan Transfer to flame proof casserole dish Deglaze frying pan with glug of red wine, add to meat Add halved shallots, dried porcini, herbs, chilli, salt and pepper Add remaining wine, cover dish and put in lower part of oven at gas mark 2 Allow to cook slowly for two to two and a half hours Serve with chive mash + parmesan, cream and truffle oil (if any) and your best red Burgundy Feeds two extremely hungry people of four normal eaters |
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Morse
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WBB#2 Roulade of Beef with Broad Noodles, Red Cabbage & German Rhine Wine Appropriate amount of thin sliced Steak Steaks should be about 2" wide and approximately 4-5" Long Pound steaks to flatten wafer thin Fill Steaks with combination of Dijon mustard, sliced onions, diced dill pickles and diced thick bacon Roll Steaks, secure with twine in 2 places. Brown in skillet using olive oil (Virgin Or Experienced) Transfer to slow cooker. Add 5 cans consommé or beef bouillon Set on high, cook for 4-5 hours. At end of cooking cycle, mix appropriate amount of Red Wine (Merlot comes to mind) with flour to make a roue, slowly stir into crock pot to thicken gravy until desired consistency. Cook broad noodles 8 minutes in boiling salted water. Serve Roulades with cooked noodles, red cabbage and ample goblets of White German Wine........ If still hungry, finish off with desert of Black Forest Cake Black Coffee Snifter of Asbach Brandy & appropriate cigar F****Winter. |
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Lady Godiva
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Winter Blues Buster:
Read as many stories as you can - written by other writers here, especially the new ones. Wash down with extra strong 8% or 10% beer until you can't focus anymore....then head for bed, if you can find it! If not, sleep on the floor! LG |
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