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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 28 Jan 11 01:30
'Truth being stranger than fiction' alive and well in Nigeria:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12302635

Whatever next?

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 28 Jan 11 01:32
Bloody hell.....What is this world coming to? That is so 'off the wall' - or IS it?

LG



victor nicholas
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Posted: 28 Jan 11 01:38
Good thing they don't know of badminton.

We must be careful with sport in the dark continent.

armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 28 Jan 11 01:39
Thats nothing mate, you want to see what happens on a saturday night in my house when I say, "Lets have pie mash and jellied eels!"



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victor nicholas
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Posted: 28 Jan 11 01:43
Pilsner or Ale?

Charpa93
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Posted: 28 Jan 11 06:02
Sure this wasn't Jersey? I could swear this is normal behavior in the land of Snooki.

Inhopeless
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Posted: 28 Jan 11 12:31
Honestly, I thought the BBC was a reliable source. Liverpool is not in Africa, no matter how much wishing you do.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 28 Jan 11 21:04
Yes indeed, Victor. I mentioned this to Carstairs this morning, and he said that this was the reason they never introduced croquet to New Guinea.


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Good thing they don't know of badminton.

We must be careful with sport in the dark continent.


victor nicholas
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Posted: 29 Jan 11 00:44
Heaven help us if they take up croquet, next thing you know they will be stockpiling uranium.

These arms races can escalate and spin out of control before you know it.


 
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