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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Add the sum of numbers on players jerseys
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Lady Godiva
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Mine has a big No. 1 on it
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Mark
Little Red Hen  Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Morecambe should always come top.
Up the Shrimps! |
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Morecambe?
MORECAMBE? MORECAMBE!!!!!!! What's wrong with Lancaster City? Oh, I think I answered my own question. Go Shrimps! Went there in 2005 for the Setanta Shield, and WE* won 2-1 with a last minute goal...so  Iain *Stalybridge |
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Mikethelad
Writer  Location: Brussels, Belgium Registered: 6 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Morecambe haven't been the same since Dennis WISE left.
My recomendation...divide points by the players wage bill for an index. |
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Lady Godiva
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OH Premiership leage FOOTBALL - I though you were all still talking about the Top Writers Chart.
EPL - Add up the ages of all players and then divide by the age of the head coach. Sounds fair to me! LG Morcambe was great with Wise. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Premiership is rugby Lady G.
Close down the Premier League, take away their sky money and foreign investors, see how they get on. Let them bugger off and form a World League with the likes of Barcelona. Let's get back to proper football. |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The premier league ruined football.
Simple as. How to improve the league table? Write it in Arabic. Iain |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hear hear.
Make Alex Ferguson manage Barnet. See how he gets on there.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'll just add they deserve each other.
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Inhopeless
Writer  Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Add together their IQs, the mpg (I prefer the km/ltr - it's cool) of thier vehicular weapon of choice, and the amount of A-grades in an poorly-funded inner-city secondary school.
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