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Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 27 Jan 11 10:35
Quiet riot.

Morse
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Posted: 27 Jan 11 10:42

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Quiet riot.


...about time....

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 27 Jan 11 10:46
Hi Morse,

life good? How's my car going?

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 27 Jan 11 11:48
'Quite right!'

LG

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Posted: 27 Jan 11 12:20

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Hi Morse,

life good? How's my car going?


Hi Fergul!

Weather a bit dodgy here of late, so the White Knight has been kept
in the barn....rest assured she'll be ready to go when I'm gone and you
inherit her along with my 'tool bag' (no gross jokes) and my library
of Audels Carpenters & Builders Guide, Circa 1923....

If we can get some decent weather she's due for a wash and detail, along with a nice 'wax job' over her entire very sleek frame....getting itchy just thinking about it running me hands over her flanks.....

How's the economy over there? Said here yesterday housing sales worst in
47 years...beats me how they're going to save the economy if they can't get housing turned around, but there must be millions of units on the market or foreclosed on....it's a wasteland almost everywhere, with Fl, Vegas, and CA
leading the way.........

The world's a tinder box, Ferg, expecting a spark any day to set it off....
They'll be reading about this period in the history books long after we're all gone....

Well, that's the SUNSHINE NEWS for the day....

Now back to the friendly confines of the Forum.....

Har!

Morse



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Posted: 28 Jan 11 10:29
Oil and filters, very important.


They tell us the economy is on the up, apparently our export figures have never been better, still no jobs but exporting like crazy, skilled people mainly.

We have loads of hi tech companies relocated and relocating here, Google, Facebook, Twitter and many more.

Every day they announce new jobs in this field and we all go "Whoo!"

The following day they say that they cannot get suitably qualified people to do the work so they bring them in from Czech Republic or U.S.

They've increased University fees so much so that we'll never be able to train people to do the jobs in the future but that doesn't really matter much anyway because as soon as Europe manages to take away our advantageous corporation tax all those lovely big names will head off to the Czech Republic or Poland to take advantage of a well travelled, well educated, English speaking, Irish trained, low wage workforce.

Wait till you see our probable next leader, Enda Kenny (Fine Gael), he makes George W Bush look eloquent.


I'm very, very worried.




Morse
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Posted: 28 Jan 11 17:15


..thanks for the update!

I am now moved to write a piece...

IT WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH OBAMA MANDATING THAT ALL GREEN JOBS GO TO IRELAND INSTEAD OF CHINA...

you can thank your letter to the editor @ the Ted Kennedy Memorial Drinking Socity which is very much alive In Boson!

M.

Morse
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Posted: 28 Jan 11 19:43


Well, here you go Fergie!


O'bama Mandate: US Now to Export all "Green Jobs" To Ireland Instead of China To Keep Irish Vote for 2012!

Written by Morse



 
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