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Suggestions to Mark for Changes on TheSpoof (Fake):


A special gay section: ThePoof

Special Translations for American/British on sports so we know what is being stated.

Automatic cut-off for silly sugg

Double points for all female writers

Daily 500 points bonus for those writers who are not yet retired.


LG

Something to eat ice-cream with: The Spoon
A section for wind-ups: The Spool.
A "punch the classical actor" game: Thesp: Oof!

Iain

A Mafia section.
We can extort money from new writers

Arm xxx

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Quote: IainB

Something to eat ice-cream with: The Spoon
A section for wind-ups: The Spool.
A "punch the classical actor" game: Thesp: Oof!

Iain

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The end product of all that shit nonsense: The Stool

More boobies!

Yay

"I'm taking this into the bushes..." - South Park, Season 8 Episode 10 (http://tvshows-hd.com/south-park-season-8-episode-10-pre-school/ Funnier to watch the whole thing, or jump to around 14 mins )

One for the lurkers: The Aloof!
Hello Sailor: The Sloop!
Endless argument section: The Loops!
Different Strokes: The Pools!
Troll Section: The Spoil!
Top 5 Section: The Spoils!

Best 'blue' stories - The Smurf

LG

I miss the the bit at the top of the screen that scrolled the new news stories round and round (that's true. I do miss that).

It meant I got see a lot more stories a lot quicker. It made it easier to see new readers work.

Yes.

I'll second that.

Whatever it was.

No 'arguments allowed on DEBATE threads'.


Take a breathalizer before typing.

Mark - install a 'breathing thing' so that people have to blow into it and the ones who 'blow over normal' will be categorized...

Normal to be decided upon by Mark, coz let's face it...some buggers only post and write when they've had a few....

(a) Sober (according to Mark's breathing thing) - carry on!

(b) Slightly drunk - carry on but with a warning posted before your entries.

(c) Very drunk - red light goes off and all of your comments disappear so that you don't have to go around apologizing to other writers the next day.

I do think this is a wonderful idea of mine.


NOT OPEN FOR DEBATE

Only comments from MARK allowed on this topic.

My suggestion is don't make suggestions





ISSUE ORDERS INSTEAD

A Matron with a huge bamboo cane that will go round whipping the backsides of spoofers that use this forum as a personal battleground......Trousers down, six of the best!





Arm xxxx

I hereby volunteer for the job of MATRON!

L.G.

section specially for Katy Frogpond's ghost stories the spook

for baby care advice the spock

for mudslingers the splatt

for the hippies - the spliff

second thatmotion perhaps Mrs. Dale's Diarrhea might be an offshoot

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Quote: IainB

Something to eat ice-cream with: The Spoon
A section for wind-ups: The Spool.
A "punch the classical actor" game: Thesp: Oof!

Iain

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The end product of all that shit nonsense: The Stool

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Mrs Dale's Diarrhoea was a 60s radio shitcom.

Followed by Waggoner's Walk (she walked like that on account of the rectal issues (sic.).

No..she walked like that coz she was invited to lots of special "do's" and often had her hair in rollers. (Think about that one!) Pubic nuisance!

LG

Yes, I've thought about that one, and I can safely say I'm none the wiser.

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Quote: Lady Godiva

No..she walked like that coz she was invited to lots of special "do's" and often had her hair in rollers. (Think about that one!) Pubic nuisance!

LG

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