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victor nicholas
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victor nicholas

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Posted: 26 Jan 11 13:55
the rapist

therapist

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Posted: 26 Jan 11 14:24

Quote: victor nicholas

the rapist

therapist




Used Winch for Sail

Used Wench for Sale


Old Clock; needs tinkering with

Old Cock; needs tinkering with


Old Crock with Crack; Cheap, Make Offer

Old Crack without Cock, All offers considered


Newfie Stud, AKC registered, will travel

Newfie Stud, PhD, registered, will grovel!




Lady Godiva
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Posted: 26 Jan 11 14:42
mans laughter
manslaughter


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IainB
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Posted: 26 Jan 11 15:48
Badly placed spacing
1. in a clothes shop: Children Swear
2. A real web address: Pen Island <> Penis Land
3. Another web address: PowerGen Italia

Not spelled incorrectly, just a bad choice of words used by our dialect afflicted friends: What's up me old cock?

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Posted: 26 Jan 11 16:04
Along the lines of IainB's, as told by Jimmy Carr (I think)...


Sign spotted outside a curry house,

"Try one of our curries, you'll never get better!"

churchmouse
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Posted: 26 Jan 11 16:39
I think that this one is one of Jimmy Carr's too.

Sign outside of a special needs school:


Slow. Children crossing.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 26 Jan 11 17:01
I love the ads:

For sale: One black man's coat.

For sale: One brown man's jacket....etc.

I see so many of these in our local 'free paper'.

LG

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Posted: 27 Jan 11 23:24
egregious - gregarious
Egregious means archaic, silly.
Gregarious means social, nice.

So, don't take offence when someone calls you egregious. Unless they think you live in the 90s or hate you, they mean you're a nice guy. Hopefully.




 
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