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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
the rapist
therapist |
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Morse
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Used Winch for Sail Used Wench for Sale Old Clock; needs tinkering with Old Cock; needs tinkering with Old Crock with Crack; Cheap, Make Offer Old Crack without Cock, All offers considered Newfie Stud, AKC registered, will travel Newfie Stud, PhD, registered, will grovel! |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
mans laughter
manslaughter LG |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Badly placed spacing
1. in a clothes shop: Children Swear 2. A real web address: Pen Island <> Penis Land 3. Another web address: PowerGen Italia Not spelled incorrectly, just a bad choice of words used by our dialect afflicted friends: What's up me old cock? Iain |
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Nick Hobbs
Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Along the lines of IainB's, as told by Jimmy Carr (I think)...
Sign spotted outside a curry house, "Try one of our curries, you'll never get better!" |
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churchmouse
Writer Location: France Registered: 23 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I think that this one is one of Jimmy Carr's too.
Sign outside of a special needs school: Slow. Children crossing. |
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Lady Godiva
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I love the ads:
For sale: One black man's coat. For sale: One brown man's jacket....etc. I see so many of these in our local 'free paper'. LG |
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
egregious - gregarious
Egregious means archaic, silly. Gregarious means social, nice. So, don't take offence when someone calls you egregious. Unless they think you live in the 90s or hate you, they mean you're a nice guy. Hopefully. |
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