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queen mudder
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queen mudder

Location: london and nyc
Registered: 26 May 04

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Posted: 25 Jan 11 12:37
A woman faces 25 years in jail and a $500,000 fine if found guilty of treating a 17-year-old illegal immigrant as a slave - making him work and starving him.

Lucinda Shackleford allegedly forced Carlos Alberto Montes Salvador to clean her 60-yard trailer yard and is accused of withholding his birth certificate - crime tantamount to slave trafficking.

Mrs Shackleford, from Charlotte in North Carolina, denies any wrong-doing, and contests that the teen was about to turn 18 at the time she was reported.

She's a looker!

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Morse
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Posted: 25 Jan 11 12:43


...no good deed goes unpunished!

OINK!

M.

victor nicholas
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Posted: 25 Jan 11 13:17
A lot of people have been making wisecracks about the President of the United States not having a birth certificate.

You know what, I think I found the original copy when I opened up a pack of Topps chewing gum and there it was.

On the back it said he batted 300 in the minor leagues before being called up to the White House.

I was hoping for an Alberto Pujols rookie card, boy was I dissapointed.

Morse
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Posted: 25 Jan 11 13:27

Quote: victor nicholas

A lot of people have been making wisecracks about the President of the United States not having a birth certificate.

You know what, I think I found the original copy when I opened up a pack of Topps chewing gum and there it was.

On the back it said he batted 300 in the minor leagues before being called up to the White House.

I was hoping for an Alberto Pujols rookie card, boy was I dissapointed.


....hold on to it! As soon as the Chicago 'black sox scandal' is revealed
it'll be worth $$$$$!

M.
Be with $$$$

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 25 Jan 11 13:49
'If there's another American any damn stupider than I am, I feel sorry for them, because I won't help another one of them if the damn sky fall on 'em.'

Classic!

Hell's bell's she could do with starving herself for a month or two.....

LG

Lynton
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Posted: 25 Jan 11 17:35
Bit cramped for her in a 60' trailer I would have thought


 
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