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Forum Home / General Discussion / Man spends £16,000 to travel around the world with his six SEX DOLLS.
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Married Dave Hockey, 57, has taken his silicone beauties on trips across England and America - and he insists his wife "doesn't mind".
Dave has travelled with his fake girlfriends across Stonehenge, the Grand Canyon and Niagara Falls. The dad-of-two said: "My wife understands it is a hobby. "She isn't threatened by the dolls she knows I'm not going to run off with an 80-pound piece of silicone shaped like a woman." Viagara Falls, eh? |
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Shaun Ferguson
Writer  Location: Outside the box Registered: 8 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Grand Canyon? Musta been around the block then.
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Morse
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....GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE 'BLOW JOB'...GUY MUST HAVE GOOD LUNGS....... |
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Lady Godiva
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Well now I've read the article....makes sense....he's out to make a 'bundle' from his documentary.
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hi Shaun, long time no see! |
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
They are probably both good listeners.
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Lady Godiva
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If you haven't 'seen' his dolls, they are quite 'good looking'...not those cheap and nasty ones with the huge mouths and startled expressions.....lol
LG |
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner  Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
How are we spoofers going to compete as the world of reality grows crazier by the day?  |
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Lady Godiva
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We'll just have to stay 'one step ahead'. That'll keep us on our toes. LOL
LG |
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Inhopeless
Writer  Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
80lbs huh? Is that heavy? I only work metric.
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Lady Godiva
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Inhopeless....your wish is my command.
80 lbs = 36.287 kg. Don't go thinking I'm clever or anything....I Googled it  LG |
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