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queen mudder
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Posted: 22 Jan 11 10:54
Players in the game, dubbed 'Knokkers', hurl 6lb ten-pin bowling balls at coloured balls to pot them in giant pockets.

Everything on the table is four times the normal size and players are not allowed to move their feet once they have thrown the cue ball.

Mr Wienecke, from Fredericktown, Missouri, says his table is the largest in the world and now hopes the game will become an international sensation when he builds portable versions to be used in bars that have large gardens.

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Posted: 22 Jan 11 11:59

Quote: queen mudder

Players in the game, dubbed 'Knokkers', hurl 6lb ten-pin bowling balls at coloured balls to pot them in giant pockets.

Everything on the table is four times the normal size and players are not allowed to move their feet once they have thrown the cue ball.

Mr Wienecke, from Fredericktown, Missouri, says his table is the largest in the world and now hopes the game will become an international sensation when he builds portable versions to be used in bars that have large gardens.

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....the guy's got some deep pockets too!



Lynton
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Posted: 22 Jan 11 12:02
How about tiddly winks using see saws (like circus tumblers) to launch the counters.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 22 Jan 11 20:36
He's eventully going to 'rupture' something. I wonder how big his 'opponents' are?

How about 'table tennis' using a medicine ball and two man-hole covers on the ends of telegraph poles?

LG



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armfeetandtoe

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Posted: 22 Jan 11 20:38
How about giant "Blow Football"? Any suggestions.






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