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Lynton
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I found this on the web and thought you like it
• The Elliot Lake Department of the Environment is advising hikers,hunters,fishermen and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears,while in the area. • You are advised to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on your clothing,to alert,but not startle,a bear unexpectedly. • You are recommended to carry a pepper-spray in case you encounter a bear. • It's also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity,and importantly,to recognise the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings. • Black bear droppings are smaller,and contain berries,and possibly squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them,and smell of pepper spray.. |
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Lady Godiva
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Flooooooooooooooooooor! That is hilarious. I laughed AGAIN coz I'd forgotten I'd read it a while ago.
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Erskin Quint
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That's funny!
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