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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A WOMAN was temporarily paralysed by a LOVE BITE on her neck.
The 44-year-old took herself to hospital after losing movement in her left arm while watching television. Doctors found she had suffered a mild stroke - but were puzzled about its cause until they found a small bruise on her neck near a major artery. Love bite paralyses woman |
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Mark
Little Red Hen  Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's the kiss of death!
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner  Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Count Hickey of Transylvania (College)! |
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Lady Godiva
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I can never understand why they are called 'love bites'. Disgusting looking things. Also, wearing a high neck sweater in the middle of a heatwave, to hide them, isn't too 'cool' either. (Oops!
 It only happened ONCE. Honest!)LG |
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Lady Godiva
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I feel a poll coming on. Who's had hickeys (love bites) - who hasn't - who's given 'em - who hasn't.....
I'll resist the urge - for now - I know you are ALL bursting to tell....where in the world and on your body - and when, who etc. Have any of you guys held a mate down and given him a 'hickey' which he couldn't possibly explain to his wife? Or is my husband 'having me on?' LG |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Suck it and see dear!
Arm xxx |
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Lady Godiva
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Been there! Done that! Got the bleeding T.shirt!
LG |
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Shaun Ferguson
Writer  Location: Outside the box Registered: 8 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What's a love bite? Is it a blow job gone wrong?
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Mikethelad
Writer  Location: Brussels, Belgium Registered: 6 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Never got the idea of them myself....on the 1-10 scale of tramp stamp disgustingness they are a 7.
On same scale Piers Morgan is a 6 and Simon Cowell is a 8..just for a reference point |
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