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Bureau
Snippet Zoner  Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
This year we will experience 4 unusual dates....
1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 !! NOW figure this out.... take the last 2 digits of the year you were born plus the age you will be this year & add them together Was it 111? |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Well I'll be darned. It IS too !!
LG |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It worked for me, but not for my daughter, Bureau. She was born in 2002. She's bitterly disappointed. I won't have you upsetting her like this. What are you going to do about it?
A couple of thousand quid should cover it. |
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Mikethelad
Writer  Location: Brussels, Belgium Registered: 6 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Should have used 102 as her year of birth.....then taken away the last 4 numbers of your credit card, added the weight of the fattest girl you ever dated, multiplied by the number of hours you have spent in bank queues and the answer is 111
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nah, it still comes out as 11.
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Mikethelad
Writer Location: Brussels, Belgium Registered: 6 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That's cos she was 150KG not 50kG
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I only ASKED what did you get? 11 still has ones in it.  |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Astonishing mathematial science, it works: 51 + 60 = 111, Bureau you magician.
How's the back, hopefully better / JO |
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's a lot better, JO. No more sitting and doing 75-80 snippets. That was stupid. I am back to writing but having more fun on the forums. Thanks for asking. -Bureau |
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P.M. Wortham
Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You amaze me, B. The really good news is that, we're all the same age! 29 right? PM |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is it supposed to work for people who are dead?
Not sure it does. Seems to work as far back as 1900. |
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Lynton
Writer |
It will always work it's numbers.
Want something interesting then look up Benford's Law it is easy to understand but quite remarkable. It's how they discovered the irregularities in the Florida elections when Bush Bro Jeb was 'elected'. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
LATEST ON NUMBERS THING:
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I thought the Florida election results were due to Alzheimers patients voting multiple times.
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Lynton
Writer |
Partly true no doubt Victor until they were enlisted by Mark to press ad buttons on the spoof.
[Blue;">Come to Monkey Woods Fun for all the famiy.Something for everyone. A la carte reataurant - try out tangy orang's and turkey g'rillas. Catch yourself a Colobus. Marvel at Marmosets! Chuck buns at Chimps! And specially for that fat Uncle Meerkat rides (Not in the least monkey-like but there are too many of the little bastards around)
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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