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I hate the bastards! When I was a kid, a dentist drilled four of my teeth and filled them with Mercury.

For years, I thought I was hearing voices. No! It was the local minicab office radio bouncing off my teeth!

Bastards!

I am 6'6" and weigh 18 stone. I fear no one, I have been in fire fights as a soldier, bullets wizzing over my head, and I have laughed! Why the hell am I so scared of sitting in the chair? I have pulled my own teeth out rather than face the dentist! Strange? you bet.


Arm xxx (And no teeth)

You poor sod! I hated and was very scared of dentists for many, many years (like 35 or 36 or even more). When I came to Canada I didn't go to one for years, until Mr. G. made me an appoint. I panicked but I went. Hubby rang the dentist's office coz he new how bloody scared I was and he was checking that I had 'shown up'..which I had.

My dentist here is MARVELLOUS. The dentist reckons if a patient can feel 'anything' when he's working on them (their teeth) then he's not doing his job correctly.

You must really have met some 'butchers' in your time.

LG

Arm....................I am a dentist!

Arm is not the only one. I hate going to dentists. It's like a torture session! They can shoot needles all they like but I still feel it.

Someone suggested that I pretend that they are trying to make me talk about where I hid the gold.

I not only told him where the gold was, I even confessed to killing both John and Robert Kennedy.

My sympathies, Arm.

-Bureau

If you are so worried about dentists, wait till you visit the proctologist and he asks you disrobe and to touch your toes.

I must apologise. I do not hate the person behind the mask.
It takes years to become a good molar masher and I admire anyone that studies hard to become a Dr.

I think my fear, is not being in control when sat in the chair, and allowing someone to fukin lie to me when they say; "You will not feel this". Bastard! My head nearly came off! Why lie? why not say; "Ready? This is going to smart".

The shame is, watching my nine year old daughter having her front tooth drilled out, a nerve removed, and me nearly passing out! She never flinched!
The poor little sod chipped her tooth and has had endless work done on it, to make it look normal again. If it were me, I would have pulled the fucker out!

Oh the shame, Oh the vomit bag, Oh the nurse holding my hand and rubbing my leg. I must have passed out ten times!

Arm xxx

oh dear arm - lots of people have irrational fears don't worry. Nothing wrong with it.

My dentist when I was a kid had two hairs sprouting like little tentacles from the end of his nose - kept me fascinated until he put the gas mask over my nose.

Threw up on the bus all the way home

Nothing personal, Mikethelad. Some people have trouble with being numb. I fight the dentist automatically. They tried gas but I don't breathe through my nose.

Looking for one that will knock me out completely if I need any major work done.

I have no trouble with other shots and have had plenty in the military.

-Bureau

Just for fun, I get the nurse to take all the condoms out the machine in the toilets, and inject them all with local anaesthetic........

Mike, are you really a dentist?
If so, I apologise, you are forgiven, and only because you are part of the family!





Love as always



Arm xxxx

This is a spoof site, whaddya think ?

You bar steward! you had me going there mate!

The boys are on thier way round with the wilkinsons
freshly stropped!




Love as always

Arm xxx

I'm filling in

During the last session of the US Congress one Senator proposed a ban on mercury fillings, while another Senator proposed a ban on plastic fillings.

Cooler heads prevailed and all agreed uranium fillings will be employed only to track spoof writers!

POM, I filled in a form once too, never heard anything of it though. Drilling and filling what a lovely thing to do, thrilling?

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

During the last session of the US Congress one Senator proposed a ban on mercury fillings, while another Senator proposed a ban on plastic fillings.

Cooler heads prevailed and all agreed uranium fillings will be employed only to track spoof writers!

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