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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Cat ordered to do jury service
A cat has been summoned to do jury service, even after his owners told the court he was "unable to speak and understand English". ---------------------- A website for the US judicial system states that jurors are "not expected to speak perfect English". Kitteh's a dumb anumal, M'Lord! |
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Lynton
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'Kitty's a member of the family so we entered her into the pets' section'
Someone's telling porkies somewhere |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I think you have solved this case Lynton.
Good job it was not an Elephant! Arm xxx |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yep, the only speak swahili. |
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P.M. Wortham
Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
QM
I would never have thought of you as the author of this posting title, at all, ever, in a thousand lifetimes. Somehow though, I have a whole new respect for you. And your cat. PM |
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Lady Godiva
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Hilarious! It would be even funnier if the other 11 jurors were also cats...at least they'd be able to understand 'each other'.
Craaazzzzeeeeee! LG |
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churchmouse
Writer  Location: France Registered: 23 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Jesusssss, cats on the jury.
That's me fucked. |
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