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I'm just watching a movie called The Last House On The Left.

In it, this bloke has just had a bottle smashed over his head, a carving knife stuck through his lung, his nose broken in a nifty forefinger/thumb manouevre, been half drowned in a sinkful of washing up water, had his arm stuck down the waste disposal, and finally, had the claw end of a claw hammer buried in his skull.

I bet he felt worse than I do.

Regards

Skoob.

Crikey, I'm feeling BETTER already. Thanks Skoob

LG

Sounds like my hernia operation.

At least the pain is over for him.

Chin-up Skoob.

SKOOB, my perifious friend, that pales into nothingness, compared to the pain I felt, when I ate those mince pies you sent me at christmas.

It is only the love I have for you, that kept me going, when I kept going. Oh! the long lonely days and nights, I spent staring at the toilet floor. (forgot the newspaper).

So, you beautiful human type person, despite it all, we love you, and this world and its many strange illnesses, would not be the same without you, and that unique personality (that MI5 are trying to lock up)is needed and heals the down trodden and, like me, the manic.

Love Light and Peace

Armfeetandtoe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Commiserations and empathy for your condition, Skoob.

Had something like that over the hols, still not 100%.

Get better soon.
qm

...OK...we get it! I'm putting together a care package.
A good bottle of rum, some lemon for the scurvy situation,
a butt plug to stop the leaks, and a super hot bloody mary mix...

take it all, lie down,and call us in the morning!

Get Better Soon!

Morse

Hello! Ein doctorrrr Viscular here! vere is der patient?

Ah, goot! Zo, you, hef der snot cumin frum der nasal, unt,
boils on der gums, zer green flemish on zer chest, vartering of zer eyes mid der sneezin, ein shiver unt der shaking, zer smelink of der shitsanhoven, blood clotter off der eyes balls, palow in ein cheeks.

Your nameun is? Der SKOOB! Der SKOOB! But zis is ein normal zelf! Vat is wrong wif you? Oh, zer wife hes been in zer vallet taken mid der monies! No problem! I vill given you ein sedative for zer munth.

Arm xxxx

Skoob, a hot water bottie and a bottie of rum will do the trick.

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Hello! Ein doctorrrr Viscular here! vere is der patient?

Ah, goot! Zo, you, hef der snot cumin frum der nasal, unt,
boils on der gums, zer green flemish on zer chest, vartering of zer eyes mid der sneezin, ein shiver unt der shaking, zer smelink of der shitsanhoven, blood clotter off der eyes balls, palow in ein cheeks.

Your nameun is? Der SKOOB! Der SKOOB! But zis is ein normal zelf! Vat is wrong wif you? Oh, zer wife hes been in zer vallet taken mid der monies! No problem! I vill given you ein sedative for zer munth.

Arm xxxx

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This is funny. So stop it! There is nothing funny about zer runs!

Get well soon, Skoob and disregard the appendage person.

Charpa

Charpa

Cheers mate, but I haven't got the runs.

Apparently it's a chest infection. Stand up, I get dizzy, brain feels like a fish tank, feel like I've been in a boxing match, it's the end of the fourteenth round, and I've been taking headshots for hours on end.

And this is better than I felt yesterday.

Still, shit happens.

Regards

Skoob.

Well, thank goodness. There for a minute, I thought you were really sick.

Just kidding. Sounds awful. It's gonna take a while, so don't try to do too much all at once.

Feel better,

Charpa

Sorry SKOOB, Hope you get well soon mate hope I have not offended you with my inane wit.



Love as always


Arm xxxxx

Skoob: Don't stand up.

Get well soon.

If its the flu, get elderberry syrup or juice.
Seriously.
I used to pick it and prepare it myself and it is hte only thing I know that can knock it out of the body.