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Morse
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Posted: 3 Jan 11 16:00
Where art thou ?

Hope you didn't come down with the dreaded NHS virus!!!!

Bureau
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Posted: 3 Jan 11 16:30 - Edited By: Bureau, 3 Jan 11 16:31
He's on TheSpoof somewhere as his dot is green. If his dot stays green for over four hours, someone needs to check on him.


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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 3 Jan 11 16:39
I have just plugged in the SKOOBOMETER and his heart beat is normal, so he has had his usual gallon of whisky.

However, he must be sleeping it off somewhere and I would guess he is in the stationary cupboard.


Arm xxxxx

rfreed
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Posted: 3 Jan 11 17:09
Sorry to inform you- he's buried in my back yard.

Don't tell the coppers.

Lynton
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Posted: 3 Jan 11 17:10
skoob is following doctor's orders and not spreading his viral droplets around.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 3 Jan 11 17:13
Nah,

Not been well since boxing day, ditto the wife. Allegedly a chest infection, but I suspect that it was either flu or pneumonia. Spent most of the last few days sleeping. Been a bit miserable recently.

Should be back to normal soon.

Regards

Skoob



Lynton
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Posted: 3 Jan 11 17:29
see! I flushed him out and claim my 25pts! Meanwhile read
this and you'll understand

Bureau
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Posted: 3 Jan 11 17:38



Welcome back Skoob. I held your place in line for you. You can have it back now.


-Bureau

rfreed
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Posted: 3 Jan 11 17:52
Then exactly who was that that I buried in the back yard?

Jaggedone
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Posted: 3 Jan 11 18:18

Quote: rfreed

Then exactly who was that that I buried in the back yard?


the mother in law in drag

Morse
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Posted: 3 Jan 11 18:52

Quote: Skoob1999

Nah,

Not been well since boxing day, ditto the wife. Allegedly a chest infection, but I suspect that it was either flu or pneumonia. Spent most of the last few days sleeping. Been a bit miserable recently.

Should be back to normal soon.

Regards

Skoob



whewwww....getting worried....send us a note now & then so we don't have to contact a psychic.........!!!!!

Get better.

Morsie

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Posted: 3 Jan 11 19:06
SKOOB! its those aliens you have been eating! Sorry to hear you and Mrs S are unwell.

Hope you both get well soon.


Love and best wishes


Arm xxxxx

Skoob1999
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Posted: 3 Jan 11 19:20
It's like I said to the wife: "Are you sure that chicken soup should be green and glow in the dark?"

Regards

Skoob.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 3 Jan 11 20:43
Glad you are back Skoob. What does it say across your coat...I've just noticed some faint writing????

LG

armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 3 Jan 11 21:15
It says, Lady G, "open at your own risk" So, go on then!!!!
Open it!! go on!! we want to see inside!!! Please!!!



Arm xxxx

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 3 Jan 11 23:30
I'm not that adventurous. Actually I 'scare' easily


LG

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Posted: 8 Jan 11 19:06
I'll give 60 points if you blindfold him, lead him out into the moors, take away his credit cards and water, then point him inland and tell him him the Holy Grail is buried 50 miles further on.


 
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