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Morse
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Where art thou ?
Hope you didn't come down with the dreaded NHS virus!!!! |
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
He's on TheSpoof somewhere as his dot is green. If his dot stays green for over four hours, someone needs to check on him.
![]() -Bureau Latest: Just turned orange. |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I have just plugged in the SKOOBOMETER and his heart beat is normal, so he has had his usual gallon of whisky.
However, he must be sleeping it off somewhere and I would guess he is in the stationary cupboard. Arm xxxxx |
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rfreed
Writer Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sorry to inform you- he's buried in my back yard.
Don't tell the coppers. |
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Lynton
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skoob is following doctor's orders and not spreading his viral droplets around.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nah,
Not been well since boxing day, ditto the wife. Allegedly a chest infection, but I suspect that it was either flu or pneumonia. Spent most of the last few days sleeping. Been a bit miserable recently. Should be back to normal soon. Regards Skoob |
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Lynton
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Welcome back Skoob. I held your place in line for you. You can have it back now. -Bureau |
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rfreed
Writer Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Then exactly who was that that I buried in the back yard?
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Jaggedone
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the mother in law in drag |
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Morse
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whewwww....getting worried....send us a note now & then so we don't have to contact a psychic.........!!!!! Get better. Morsie |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
SKOOB! its those aliens you have been eating! Sorry to hear you and Mrs S are unwell.
Hope you both get well soon. Love and best wishes Arm xxxxx |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's like I said to the wife: "Are you sure that chicken soup should be green and glow in the dark?"
Regards Skoob. |
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Lady Godiva
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Glad you are back Skoob. What does it say across your coat...I've just noticed some faint writing????
LG |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It says, Lady G, "open at your own risk" So, go on then!!!!
Open it!! go on!! we want to see inside!!! Please!!! Arm xxxx |
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Lady Godiva
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I'm not that adventurous. Actually I 'scare' easily
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rfreed
Writer Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'll give 60 points if you blindfold him, lead him out into the moors, take away his credit cards and water, then point him inland and tell him him the Holy Grail is buried 50 miles further on.
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