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Things to look forward to in 2011:


AFLAC Duck commercials in 3D!

Finally have those 11 root canals.

2012 (If Mayan Calendar right)

Silly subjects to comment on from Bureau.

Things to look forward to today are so numerous I won't be able to watch them all at once.

9.00 bbc1 Morcambe and Wise Film
9.00 ITV Forgetting Sarah Marshall
9.00 C4 Father Ted Night on Channel 4.

I want to watch them all... but they're all on at the same time. Why does Brittish TV do this to us.

Bureau, 2011 is gonna be My Big Oil Year.

I planning on sequestering all eleven top-rated Antarctic Ocean seabed sites and putting in my own deep sea drills.

Great year for Big Gas, too!

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Quote: queen mudder

Bureau, 2011 is gonna be My Big Oil Year.

I planning on sequestering all eleven top-rated Antarctic Ocean seabed sites and putting in my own deep sea drills.

Great year for Big Gas, too!

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...oh SHIT! I thought she quit writing!!!!

5 Chevrons On the Queens Cape.

RETIRING!!!!

Try to break the habit of staring at Morse's 'blinking' avatar everytime I see it....

Win the Lottery - the BIG one

Give most of Lottery winnings to charity and fellow Spoof Writers (same thing I suppose..)

Start buying Lottery tickets so the above dream has a chance of coming to fruition!!!!!


LG

different flies around the same pile of poo

No more vagina stories!

(I know THAT'LL never happen here though).

LG

1) Seeing all politicians become honest and caring.

2) Stop expecting miracles.

My scrotum stops sagging.
My teeth grow back.
The dogs stop shitting in the garden.
The snakes stop escaping.
Her indoors continues to make outstanding dinners.
The kids learn to use a vacum cleaner.
The kids learn to turn lights off.
My son learns to put the toilet lid down.
My daughter stops using my razor on her legs.
The parrot stops swearing at the neighbours.
I stop swearing at the television.
I keep my tool shed clean and tidy.
I finish war and peace.


Just some of the things I look forward to!

Arm xxx