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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Warm Leatherette
melts on your burning flesh You can see your reflection in the luminescent dash Warm Leatherette Warm Leatherette Warm Leatherette Warm Leatherette A tear of petrol is in your eye The handbrake penetrates your thigh Quick lets make love before you die On warm Leatherette Warm Leatherette Warm Leatherette Warm Leatherette Warm Leatherette Warm Leatherette Warm Leatherette Join the car crash set |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid  Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
See the breaking glass
In the underpass See the breaking glass In the underpass Warm leatherette Hear the crushing steel Feel the steering wheel Hear the crushing steel Feel the steering wheel............. |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette The steel is so cold The glass is so sharp I see no angels I hear no harp Warm leatherette Warm leatherette (I hated my last post!) LG |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Warm Leatherette
I feel your comfort as my arm and leg take a tumble cascading in a flourish of blood and gore Warm Leatherette I love you more and more. Arm |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
New post above. I hated the first one.
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Charpa93
Writer  Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Warm leatherette
At the drive-in late No bucket seats, no space between Warm leatherette You slide to me willing Jet Li kicking ass on screen Warm leatherette Warm leatherette |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Warm leatherette is "cool"
Especially in the month of December Don't be a fool It's the broiling butt to remember Car doesn't have a seat heater Cold leatherette is icy Makes a booty fleeter Driving is very dicey |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette We did not die I'll tell you why Our love is strong And we belong On warm leatherette LG |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Birbee got it!
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Charpa93
Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
How about if mine was after they died and went to heaven or wherever crash victims go? I know, its' a stretch.
yay for Birbee! Charpa |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Way to go Birbee!
 (I really don't 'get it'  )LG |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Trent Reznor, Jeordie White, Peter Murphy ??????
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Lynton
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The Normal LG
However, one wonders what Erskin's front room must look like with a fetish like that. What on earth else gets him going?? I knew a bloke once who couldn't do it without a can of Brasso on hand! |
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Lynton
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I have to say though that everyone rose to the occasion in on it or not so perhaps Warm Leatherette is more popular than I thought -maybe I should try it.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That's the lads.
Warm Leatherette
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