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Posted: 20 Dec 10 15:02
Ways that SpongeBob SquarePants spends the Holidays?

1. Volunteers for sponge baths at L.A. Clinic For Models.

2. Bought a Wring this year for girlfriend SpongeBarb TightPants.

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Posted: 20 Dec 10 15:43
He does the washing up

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Posted: 20 Dec 10 16:20 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 21 Dec 10 13:04
Hangs around at intersections, holding out a paper coffee cup and pestering drivers, with all the other Squeegee boys.

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(I oftimes wonder what they HAVE in their water buckets. Hmmm!)

Edit: I forgot, there aren't any Squeegee boys in Britain, they are young men over here in big cities, who, to earn money, hang around at the 'traffic' lights and when the light turns red, they approach the stopped cars to clean windshields then hold the cup out for cash.



 
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